0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Ripped, corrected and synched by Fingersmaster. Enjoy! 1 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,003 All right, all right, all right, everybody. 2 00:02:35,212 --> 00:02:36,963 My daughter needs a pin spot. 3 00:02:37,172 --> 00:02:38,298 Never mind now. 4 00:02:38,507 --> 00:02:40,563 Wait a minute, you'll all get a chance. 5 00:02:40,675 --> 00:02:42,135 Herbie. Herbie. 6 00:02:42,344 --> 00:02:43,887 - Yes, Herbie. - We were here first. 7 00:02:44,137 --> 00:02:45,706 Herbie, here we go with the mothers. 8 00:02:45,814 --> 00:02:47,265 - Forget the mothers, George. - Will you go on now and get 'em out? 9 00:02:47,474 --> 00:02:49,284 I don't want the mothers in the wings. 10 00:02:49,392 --> 00:02:51,144 I don't want the mothers in the house. 11 00:02:51,353 --> 00:02:52,854 They're trying to help the kids. 12 00:02:53,104 --> 00:02:54,491 Don't argue with me, Herbie. 13 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,274 Mothers, please, will you get out? 14 00:02:56,383 --> 00:02:57,651 Get off-stage. 15 00:03:04,032 --> 00:03:06,535 And then I want you to come forward one at a time. 16 00:03:06,743 --> 00:03:11,273 And now let's have the first wee lad on Uncle Jocko's Kiddie Kapers. 17 00:03:11,581 --> 00:03:14,176 Take them each from the top and then cut to the last eight. 18 00:03:14,584 --> 00:03:16,169 All right. 19 00:03:16,378 --> 00:03:18,839 Uncle Jocko presents... 20 00:03:19,047 --> 00:03:20,924 ...Clarence and his clarinet. 21 00:03:21,174 --> 00:03:22,884 Go ahead, kid. 22 00:03:25,053 --> 00:03:28,223 Cut to the end! To the end, kiddo. To the end. 23 00:03:30,851 --> 00:03:34,187 And who does Uncle Jocko have here? 24 00:03:34,396 --> 00:03:35,814 Baby June and Company. 25 00:03:36,022 --> 00:03:37,148 I'm "and Company." 26 00:03:37,357 --> 00:03:41,403 I mean, I assist. That is until Mama finds out what I do best. 27 00:03:41,611 --> 00:03:42,946 She's working on it. 28 00:03:44,072 --> 00:03:45,282 Yeah, dear. 29 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:48,118 Seem nice, but I've only got time for half your routine. 30 00:03:48,326 --> 00:03:50,036 So let's have it fast and off. Okay? 31 00:03:50,245 --> 00:03:51,413 - Okay. - Okay, huh? 32 00:03:51,621 --> 00:03:53,748 Herbie, come here. 33 00:03:54,249 --> 00:03:57,794 That's the one that's gotta get the contract. The beast with the balloons. 34 00:03:58,003 --> 00:04:00,463 Oh, now, the one that gets it is the one with talent. 35 00:04:00,714 --> 00:04:04,551 - I'm the boss and I pick the cast. - And I'm getting sick of it, George. 36 00:04:04,759 --> 00:04:07,637 Oh, Gus! Gus! 37 00:04:07,846 --> 00:04:11,600 Hit this doll with a surprise pink when she does her turn, huh? 38 00:04:11,808 --> 00:04:12,851 And now... 39 00:04:13,059 --> 00:04:17,022 ...Uncle Jocko presents Baby June and Company. 40 00:04:20,942 --> 00:04:24,738 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 41 00:04:24,946 --> 00:04:28,950 ♪ Let me see you smile ♪ 42 00:04:29,159 --> 00:04:32,787 ♪ I will do some kicks ♪ 43 00:04:32,996 --> 00:04:36,166 ♪ I will do some tricks ♪ 44 00:04:36,374 --> 00:04:40,128 ♪ I'll tell you a story ♪ 45 00:04:40,962 --> 00:04:42,005 ♪ I'll dance when-- ♪ 46 00:04:42,255 --> 00:04:44,257 Sing out, Louise! Sing out! 47 00:04:44,466 --> 00:04:46,259 Now, quiet. Who said that? 48 00:04:46,468 --> 00:04:49,346 You're behind, Louise. Catch up, clear, catch up. 49 00:04:49,554 --> 00:04:52,891 - Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! - Please, get off the stage, please. 50 00:04:53,099 --> 00:04:55,268 Didn't I see your face at the Odd Fellows Hall? 51 00:04:55,477 --> 00:04:57,103 - My first husband was one. - I'm not. 52 00:04:57,312 --> 00:04:59,272 - Knight of Pythias. - I'm not a Knight. 53 00:04:59,481 --> 00:05:00,565 Aren't you anything? 54 00:05:00,774 --> 00:05:03,109 - I'm an Elk. - Should have known by your manners. 55 00:05:03,318 --> 00:05:06,446 My father's an Elk. One, eight, five, three, Seattle, Washington. 56 00:05:06,655 --> 00:05:09,115 I got his tooth here someplace. I'm an Honorable Elk. 57 00:05:09,324 --> 00:05:10,450 - Hi, Bill. - Hi, Bill-- 58 00:05:10,659 --> 00:05:12,118 Would you mind holding Chowsie? 59 00:05:12,327 --> 00:05:14,871 That's short for "chow mein." Mama loves chow mein. 60 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:16,623 Stop sucking your thumb, Louise. 61 00:05:16,831 --> 00:05:19,292 I just marvel how you can make a performer into an artist. 62 00:05:19,501 --> 00:05:22,128 So if you could help my little girls by giving them a nice, loud: 63 00:05:22,337 --> 00:05:23,338 Da-di-da, di-da-da. 64 00:05:23,546 --> 00:05:24,631 - Oh, Mr. Zipser-- - Yes? 65 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:26,800 When my girls do their specialty, please ad lick? 66 00:05:27,008 --> 00:05:28,009 - Sure. - Show them. 67 00:05:28,218 --> 00:05:30,512 - You're boss, what do I do? - Get her out of here! 68 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,181 Oh, Mr. Electrical! Would you please spot Baby June? 69 00:05:33,390 --> 00:05:34,766 She's the one with the movement. 70 00:05:34,975 --> 00:05:37,268 Every little movement has a meaning all its own. 71 00:05:37,477 --> 00:05:39,646 Hit her with some pink. Or do you prefer amber? 72 00:05:39,854 --> 00:05:41,982 I never can make up my mind what color to use. 73 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:45,819 - Decisions, decisions, decisions. - You said it. She's ready for big time. 74 00:05:46,027 --> 00:05:48,363 We'd be there if we had first-class management. 75 00:05:48,571 --> 00:05:50,532 Big time? Har, har, har. 76 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:53,660 Open time, layoff time, big time, boy is she-- 77 00:05:53,868 --> 00:05:56,204 Is that so? Don't you laugh. Don't you dare laugh! 78 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:58,373 Please, let us get on with the rehearsals. 79 00:05:58,581 --> 00:06:01,167 - We're not finished. - You are as far as I'm concerned. 80 00:06:01,376 --> 00:06:03,670 Trying to play favorites? Louise heard every word. 81 00:06:03,878 --> 00:06:04,879 We're on the level. 82 00:06:05,088 --> 00:06:08,091 How dare you let that untalented balloon block up my babies? 83 00:06:08,341 --> 00:06:11,761 I won't leave this stage until she does. Have you no loyalty to the Elks? 84 00:06:11,970 --> 00:06:13,430 It's not Elks, it's talent. 85 00:06:13,638 --> 00:06:16,474 My girls have the only talent on this stage. 86 00:06:16,683 --> 00:06:19,144 And I'm gonna tell that to the editor of the Gazette. 87 00:06:19,352 --> 00:06:20,979 Which, it so happens, he's an Elk. 88 00:06:21,187 --> 00:06:24,482 I'll also shout "the whole audition is being fixed" because of her. 89 00:06:24,691 --> 00:06:26,151 Hey, you get in the wings and wait. 90 00:06:26,359 --> 00:06:28,445 La-di-da, di-da-da. 91 00:06:30,864 --> 00:06:32,449 Thank you, Professor. 92 00:06:32,657 --> 00:06:33,867 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 93 00:06:34,075 --> 00:06:36,703 - Thank you, Mr. Jocko. - Herbie, come here! 94 00:06:36,911 --> 00:06:39,372 Thank you, Mr. Zipser. 95 00:06:39,581 --> 00:06:43,877 I don't care who she shouts on, we sign the balloon. 96 00:06:45,587 --> 00:06:49,591 ♪ I'll tell you a story ♪ 97 00:06:50,383 --> 00:06:53,219 You sign, I resign. 98 00:06:53,428 --> 00:06:55,346 Hit it, girls. 99 00:07:04,898 --> 00:07:06,357 Uncle Jocko was a gent. 100 00:07:06,566 --> 00:07:07,567 He quit. 101 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:10,904 And I made the usual arrangements with my wedding rings. 102 00:07:11,112 --> 00:07:13,573 Pawned them. All three of them. 103 00:07:13,782 --> 00:07:17,577 And we all started back to Pa's house in Seattle to refinance. 104 00:07:17,786 --> 00:07:20,666 We were like an advancing army on the big time, 105 00:07:20,967 --> 00:07:22,773 backfiring all the way. 106 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:25,335 Mama, I've been thinking. 107 00:07:25,543 --> 00:07:27,587 How come I have three fathers? 108 00:07:27,796 --> 00:07:29,589 Because you're lucky. 109 00:07:29,798 --> 00:07:32,305 Does it have to be this cold, Mama? 110 00:07:32,425 --> 00:07:34,511 Breathe hard on each other, kids. 111 00:07:34,719 --> 00:07:37,097 And hold that Thermos up against you. 112 00:07:37,305 --> 00:07:42,393 Oh, why does this pile of junk have to be stopping all the time? 113 00:07:42,602 --> 00:07:44,437 Because it isn't going, Mama. 114 00:07:44,646 --> 00:07:48,733 The trouble's got to be in either the universal joint or the rear end. 115 00:07:48,942 --> 00:07:50,944 Now, now, now. No dirty talk. 116 00:07:51,152 --> 00:07:55,323 Don't worry. Whatever it is, I'll fix it. 117 00:08:00,078 --> 00:08:01,955 I think something melted. 118 00:08:02,163 --> 00:08:04,124 Look, Mama. 119 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:07,794 What are we gonna do, Mama? 120 00:08:08,002 --> 00:08:09,838 We'll break our jump. 121 00:08:10,046 --> 00:08:12,215 Surely there must be a theater in this hamlet. 122 00:08:12,465 --> 00:08:16,136 We'll get a hitch into town, which means we'll go see one of Mama's brothers. 123 00:08:16,344 --> 00:08:18,847 Have you got brothers in this town, too, Mama? 124 00:08:19,055 --> 00:08:21,933 Practically all men in America are Mama's brothers. 125 00:08:23,309 --> 00:08:26,354 Like your grandpa says, you can tell the size of a man's heart... 126 00:08:26,563 --> 00:08:28,523 ...by the button in his lapel. 127 00:08:28,731 --> 00:08:31,776 What would Grandpa say about this automobile, Mama? 128 00:08:31,985 --> 00:08:33,736 He'd ask if it was insured. 129 00:08:33,987 --> 00:08:35,071 It is, isn't it? 130 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,157 Only for fire. 131 00:08:39,284 --> 00:08:42,537 Get everything out, girls, I smell smoke. 132 00:08:44,247 --> 00:08:46,332 Now, Mr. Willis, don't give me that stuff... 133 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:48,668 ...about what the other salesman used to sell. 134 00:08:48,877 --> 00:08:51,838 How much of his candy did you sell? Zero. He steered you wrong. 135 00:08:52,046 --> 00:08:54,048 You're not on the ball with your patrons... 136 00:08:54,257 --> 00:08:56,342 ...selling plain chocolate bars, Mr. Willis. 137 00:08:56,551 --> 00:08:59,179 It's like women wearing bustles. This is an era of youth. 138 00:08:59,387 --> 00:09:01,806 Of flappers, of shifters. It's a world that crunches. 139 00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:04,475 So, what should you sell? 140 00:09:04,684 --> 00:09:05,810 Crunchy Butterfingers. 141 00:09:06,019 --> 00:09:08,980 Crispy Baby Ruths covered with our nourishing milk chocolate... 142 00:09:09,189 --> 00:09:12,734 ...safe for a baby. I'm gonna put you down for a hundred gross, Mr. Willis. 143 00:09:12,984 --> 00:09:15,695 And I personally guarantee you'll reorder within a month. 144 00:09:15,904 --> 00:09:17,030 Ten dozen chocolate bars. 145 00:09:17,238 --> 00:09:20,533 You're cheating yourself. Ask any-- Here, ask her what her kids eat. 146 00:09:21,117 --> 00:09:22,368 Butterfingers, so help me. 147 00:09:22,577 --> 00:09:25,038 I speak as a mother. Who could argue with a mother? 148 00:09:25,246 --> 00:09:27,207 Not me. Twenty dozen, assorted. 149 00:09:27,415 --> 00:09:29,709 - Mr. Willis-- - Are you the woman Buffalo... 150 00:09:29,918 --> 00:09:31,419 ...Mr. Beckman called me about? 151 00:09:31,628 --> 00:09:33,922 I certainly am. I came down to discuss the act. 152 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:38,426 - Now, how big is your orchestra? - Three pieces. Piano, cover and stool. 153 00:09:38,635 --> 00:09:39,928 What kind of act do you do? 154 00:09:40,136 --> 00:09:41,596 It's great. I caught it in L.A. 155 00:09:41,804 --> 00:09:43,681 - You two a team? - I never saw him before. 156 00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:45,058 I speak only as a pro. 157 00:09:45,266 --> 00:09:49,187 Well, sometimes I play an act when I got a weak movie. 158 00:09:50,063 --> 00:09:52,941 Tell you the truth, lady, I got a weak movie. 159 00:09:53,149 --> 00:09:56,903 But this town's very brotherhood-minded, Buffalo-wise. 160 00:09:57,111 --> 00:10:00,031 Are you sure you're a lady Buffalo? 161 00:10:00,949 --> 00:10:02,158 Honorary. 162 00:10:02,367 --> 00:10:03,576 - Rmm. - Rmm. 163 00:10:03,785 --> 00:10:04,953 "Ah! "Ah! 164 00:10:05,161 --> 00:10:07,288 - Now we can talk turkey. - Turkey's 60-40. 165 00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:08,581 That's a deal. 166 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:11,084 She gets the 60, you get the 40. 167 00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:13,503 - No guarantee. - With a town full of Buffaloes... 168 00:10:13,711 --> 00:10:15,255 ...she doesn't need a guarantee. 169 00:10:15,463 --> 00:10:19,759 I don't like it, but I'm stuck with my Buffalo oath. 170 00:10:19,968 --> 00:10:23,846 Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go to the ladies' room and fix the sink. 171 00:10:26,266 --> 00:10:30,061 - Thanks for getting me that 60. - Well, thanks for getting me this order. 172 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:32,313 Thanks for saying you caught the act in L.A. 173 00:10:32,563 --> 00:10:34,732 I did. Hello, Chowsie. 174 00:10:34,941 --> 00:10:36,651 I was Uncle Jocko. 175 00:10:37,443 --> 00:10:40,780 Uncle Jock-- Well, where's your goggles and tam-o'-shanter? 176 00:10:40,989 --> 00:10:44,534 - How come you're selling candy? - I quit the profession, thanks to you. 177 00:10:44,742 --> 00:10:46,786 - Me? - Yeah. You triggered it down in L.A. 178 00:10:46,995 --> 00:10:50,957 I had this candy bar proposition for a long time and I'm singing like a bird. 179 00:10:51,165 --> 00:10:53,459 I tip the fedora to you. Name is Sommers. Herbie. 180 00:10:53,668 --> 00:10:55,295 Hovick. Rose Hovick. 181 00:10:55,503 --> 00:10:58,298 How come you quit the profession to become a candy butcher? 182 00:10:58,506 --> 00:10:59,506 Because, lady-- 183 00:10:59,674 --> 00:11:02,135 Rose, the profession is making a buck the hard way. 184 00:11:02,343 --> 00:11:04,304 Not if it's in your blood. 185 00:11:06,806 --> 00:11:10,560 When you say that, you look like a pioneer woman without a frontier. 186 00:11:12,353 --> 00:11:13,813 Is that good or bad? 187 00:11:14,022 --> 00:11:15,857 Oh, it's good. You've got what it takes. 188 00:11:16,107 --> 00:11:17,859 You won't let the world push you around. 189 00:11:18,234 --> 00:11:20,653 Say, it's that fashionable cocktail hour again, Rose. 190 00:11:20,862 --> 00:11:23,489 I would like to buy you a small booze and a bite to eat. 191 00:11:23,698 --> 00:11:26,326 Now, there's a local speak which has fair gin... 192 00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:29,412 ...but dandy chow mein, if you happen to go for Chinese food. 193 00:11:29,662 --> 00:11:31,831 Is there any other kind? 194 00:11:38,046 --> 00:11:40,173 Say, you're a regular Irene Castle, Rose. 195 00:11:40,381 --> 00:11:43,176 Everybody in my family is, except Louise. 196 00:11:43,384 --> 00:11:45,678 - But you're working on it. - You bet I am. 197 00:11:45,887 --> 00:11:49,807 She must be able to do something, but June is already the showbiz whiz. 198 00:11:50,016 --> 00:11:51,309 She's a worker, all right. 199 00:11:51,517 --> 00:11:54,312 I'd like to see her in a big flash act. A lot of scenery. 200 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,316 And maybe six little girls behind her. All brunettes to show off her blondness. 201 00:11:58,524 --> 00:12:01,152 If you wanna show her off, back her up with some boys... 202 00:12:01,361 --> 00:12:02,570 ...the way Ziegfeld does. 203 00:12:02,779 --> 00:12:05,740 What does Ziegfeld know about vaudeville? My mind's made up. 204 00:12:05,948 --> 00:12:08,242 Oh, no, you're wrong, Rose, it ought to be boys. 205 00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:11,704 I don't need any advice from a candy butcher. 206 00:12:15,291 --> 00:12:18,544 - Check, please. - Oh, Herbie, Herbie, don't get so mad. 207 00:12:18,753 --> 00:12:20,922 I know I need advice. I know I need management. 208 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:24,217 - I know everybody in the business. - Who do you know? Later, boy. 209 00:12:24,425 --> 00:12:25,718 Yes, ma'am. 210 00:12:25,927 --> 00:12:28,471 Yeah, who don't I know? That's a better question. 211 00:12:28,721 --> 00:12:32,016 In my time, I've met them all. Mr. Albee, Mr. Loew, even Mr. Goldstone. 212 00:12:32,225 --> 00:12:35,019 Do you know what Mr. Goldstone says when he sees me? 213 00:12:35,228 --> 00:12:38,147 - What? - He says, "Hello, Herbie." 214 00:12:40,942 --> 00:12:42,360 Hello, Herbie. 215 00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:45,696 Hello, Rose. 216 00:12:46,447 --> 00:12:48,408 I like you. 217 00:12:49,117 --> 00:12:51,911 Certainly didn't show it when we auditioned for you in L.A. 218 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,580 Well, we had so many stage mothers there and I-- 219 00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:57,083 And I hate to see mothers exploiting their kids. 220 00:12:57,291 --> 00:13:00,169 Not me. I'm a mother first, and don't you forget it. 221 00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:03,673 That's why I'm taking the girls back to Seattle to my father's house. 222 00:13:03,881 --> 00:13:07,510 So that June can go to the dentist and Louise can get her tonsils out. 223 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,429 I knew you were a good mother. 224 00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:11,305 You wanna know something? 225 00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,099 I'm crazy for mothers. 226 00:13:13,474 --> 00:13:16,060 Yeah? Anybody who likes mothers so much should've been a father. 227 00:13:17,728 --> 00:13:19,397 Oh, I never married. I had five sisters... 228 00:13:19,605 --> 00:13:23,276 ...and the ugly one didn't get married till a year ago. She's pregnant now. 229 00:13:24,026 --> 00:13:26,446 I don't like dirty talk. 230 00:13:29,282 --> 00:13:30,825 Oh, I apologize. 231 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:33,327 No need to. You're a gent and I like gents. 232 00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,496 That mean you'd consider marrying again? 233 00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:38,458 Oh, not me. I don't mean for instance, but anybody? 234 00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:43,796 After three husbands it takes a lot of butter to get you back in the frying pan. 235 00:13:44,672 --> 00:13:46,132 How much butter, Rose? 236 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:48,301 All depends on who's dishing it out. 237 00:13:48,509 --> 00:13:50,678 This time he'd have to be in the profession. 238 00:13:50,887 --> 00:13:51,971 Why? 239 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,932 After 20 years of show business... 240 00:13:55,141 --> 00:13:58,269 No, you kind of breathe better in the real world. 241 00:13:58,644 --> 00:13:59,979 - Funny. - What? 242 00:14:00,188 --> 00:14:01,856 Us. 243 00:14:02,064 --> 00:14:03,941 I like you, but I don't want marriage. 244 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:07,069 You like me, you don't want show business. 245 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,489 Well, that seems to leave you there... 246 00:14:09,697 --> 00:14:10,990 ...and me here. 247 00:14:11,199 --> 00:14:13,326 Oh, now, that depends on how you look at it. 248 00:14:13,534 --> 00:14:15,036 You look at what we don't have... 249 00:14:15,244 --> 00:14:17,538 ...I look at what we do have. 250 00:14:17,872 --> 00:14:19,373 ♪ Funny ♪ 251 00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:22,668 ♪ You're a stranger who's come here ♪ 252 00:14:22,877 --> 00:14:26,506 ♪ Come from another town ♪ 253 00:14:27,381 --> 00:14:28,841 ♪ Funny ♪ 254 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:32,345 ♪ I'm a stranger myself here ♪ 255 00:14:32,553 --> 00:14:35,973 ♪ Small world, isn't it? ♪ 256 00:14:36,724 --> 00:14:38,559 ♪ Funny ♪ 257 00:14:38,809 --> 00:14:41,187 ♪ You're a man who goes travelin' ♪ 258 00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:45,358 ♪ Rather than settlin' down ♪ 259 00:14:46,192 --> 00:14:47,485 ♪ Funny ♪ 260 00:14:47,693 --> 00:14:51,030 ♪ 'Cause I love to go travelin' ♪ 261 00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:54,242 ♪ Small world, isn't it? ♪ 262 00:14:55,117 --> 00:14:59,705 ♪ We have so much in common ♪ 263 00:14:59,914 --> 00:15:03,042 ♪ It's a phenomenon ♪ 264 00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:08,422 ♪ We could pool our resources ♪ 265 00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:13,052 ♪ By joining forces from now on ♪ 266 00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:15,054 ♪ Lucky ♪ 267 00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:17,765 ♪ You're a man who likes children ♪ 268 00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:22,603 ♪ That's an important sign ♪ 269 00:15:22,853 --> 00:15:24,188 ♪ Lucky ♪ 270 00:15:24,397 --> 00:15:27,358 ♪ I'm a woman with children ♪ 271 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:31,445 ♪ Small world, isn't it? ♪ 272 00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:34,323 ♪ Funny ♪ 273 00:15:34,532 --> 00:15:36,951 ♪ Isn't it? ♪ 274 00:15:37,159 --> 00:15:41,956 ♪ Small and funny ♪ 275 00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:48,254 ♪ And fine ♪ 276 00:15:48,462 --> 00:15:52,425 Sometimes it's a real fine world, Rose... 277 00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:54,510 ...like tonight. 278 00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,804 Yeah, but there's tomorrow. 279 00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:59,098 Tomorrow I gotta get those kids on a train... 280 00:15:59,307 --> 00:16:01,392 ...and gee, Herbie, how they hate trains. 281 00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:02,893 Where is your next stop? 282 00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:05,396 Working my way east to Chicago, the home office. 283 00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:06,647 Chicago? 284 00:16:06,939 --> 00:16:08,899 Do you know Mr. Weber of the Weber Theater? 285 00:16:09,108 --> 00:16:10,776 - Sure do. - Well, he likes kid acts. 286 00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:13,487 - Maybe you could talk to him. - Be a cinch. 287 00:16:13,696 --> 00:16:15,823 Might also be a cinch for me to drive you... 288 00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:17,950 ...and your beautiful family to Seattle. 289 00:16:18,159 --> 00:16:20,119 I couldn't ask you to go out of your way. 290 00:16:20,328 --> 00:16:23,164 Why not? Seattle's practically just a hop, skip and a jump... 291 00:16:23,372 --> 00:16:27,335 ...and I wouldn't mind a hop, skip and a jump if you sit in the front seat with me. 292 00:16:27,543 --> 00:16:30,171 And I like company, especially children. 293 00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:33,132 You like kumquat, fortune cookies? 294 00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:37,928 - No. No, I want the check now, though. - Yes, sir. 295 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,974 I have a suggestion. 296 00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:44,935 If you'd like to test my driving... 297 00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:48,606 ...hop into the flivver and I'll show you the view from Lookout Mountain. 298 00:16:48,814 --> 00:16:51,609 Sure, Herbie. Just wait till I get my hat... 299 00:16:51,817 --> 00:16:53,944 ...and my hatpin. 300 00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:57,657 So everything was coming up roses. 301 00:16:57,865 --> 00:16:59,700 Herbie drove us all the way to Seattle. 302 00:16:59,909 --> 00:17:02,828 It was a pleasure to have a man behind the wheel. 303 00:17:03,037 --> 00:17:06,499 All right, let's face it, it was a pleasure to have a man. 304 00:17:06,707 --> 00:17:10,002 This is the end of the line, Rose. I'll sure be missing you all a lot. 305 00:17:10,211 --> 00:17:12,380 I owe you a little money for lunches and stuff. 306 00:17:12,588 --> 00:17:14,715 - Mark it on ice. - Grandpa! Grandpa! 307 00:17:14,924 --> 00:17:16,050 Hello, sweethearts. 308 00:17:16,258 --> 00:17:18,219 - Hello, Grandpa. - I've been worried crazy. 309 00:17:18,427 --> 00:17:20,179 You worry too much, Pa. 310 00:17:20,388 --> 00:17:21,847 I want you to meet Mr. Sommers... 311 00:17:22,056 --> 00:17:24,058 ...who's a big gentleman in the candy game. 312 00:17:24,266 --> 00:17:26,185 Herbie, this is my father. 313 00:17:26,394 --> 00:17:28,979 - Pleased to make your acquaintance. - Glad to meet you. 314 00:17:29,188 --> 00:17:31,190 Did the express company deliver our valises? 315 00:17:31,399 --> 00:17:33,693 Yeah, to the station, collect. 316 00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:36,904 Pa was the head of the baggage room at the King Street Station. 317 00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:39,365 Pa also plays the piano. Could have been a pro. 318 00:17:39,573 --> 00:17:41,367 You just stop with that show talk, Rose. 319 00:17:41,575 --> 00:17:42,702 Guess I'll be shoving. 320 00:17:43,452 --> 00:17:45,287 - Abyssinia, Rose. - Abyssinia, Herbie. 321 00:17:45,538 --> 00:17:48,290 - Abyssinia, kids. - Abyssinia, Herbie. 322 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:50,960 Abyssinia. 323 00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:55,131 Abyssinia. More show talk. 324 00:17:55,339 --> 00:17:57,883 - Goodbye, Rose. - So long, Herbie. 325 00:18:19,071 --> 00:18:21,449 "Act opens, Weber Theater, Chicago. 326 00:18:21,657 --> 00:18:24,285 Split-week, beginning April 20th. Three hundred dollars. 327 00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:26,579 Agreement calls for four boys and two girls. 328 00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,790 Confirm and rush photos. Kindest personal regards. Love, Herbie. 329 00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:32,001 P.S. Don't forget four boys." 330 00:18:32,209 --> 00:18:35,254 Four boys. I gotta teach that Herbie not to be so pig-headed. 331 00:18:35,463 --> 00:18:38,632 I think Herbie's right, Ma. Boys would be good in the act. 332 00:18:38,841 --> 00:18:40,760 But they better have talent! 333 00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:42,261 Hey, whose act is this? 334 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:44,972 All we gotta do is get some dollars to get to Chicago. 335 00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:46,891 Give me the jewelry, kids. 336 00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:50,227 Mama, do we have to stay in show business? 337 00:18:50,436 --> 00:18:52,438 - Hurry up, darling, hurry. - Honest, Louise! 338 00:18:52,646 --> 00:18:54,565 How are you going to get the boys, Mama? 339 00:18:54,774 --> 00:18:56,650 Oh, we'll get them. Louise can be a boy. 340 00:18:56,859 --> 00:19:00,613 We got that jigging kid from Klamath Falls. Herbie and I will get the others. 341 00:19:00,821 --> 00:19:02,531 Gee, how are we gonna pay them? 342 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:05,451 Experience will be their pay. If I can hock this stuff... 343 00:19:05,659 --> 00:19:08,120 ...I can get a down payment for costumes and scenery. 344 00:19:08,329 --> 00:19:10,122 We gotta squeeze money out of Grandpa... 345 00:19:10,331 --> 00:19:12,458 ...then we'll be on our way to the big time. 346 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:16,587 I gotta get that REO I saw for sale for 88 simoleons. 347 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,841 - Pa? Oh, Pa? - Yeah? 348 00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:24,887 Maybe you think I don't know you ain't been conniving behind my back. 349 00:19:25,137 --> 00:19:27,932 I didn't wanna tell you until it was sure. We're booked, Pa. 350 00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:31,435 I got almost enough for incidentals and I know you'll put up the rest. 351 00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:34,438 - Oh, bunk. - Something wonderful's gonna happen. 352 00:19:34,647 --> 00:19:36,065 Bunk. 353 00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:39,860 I've had a dream, Pa. 354 00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:43,531 Aren't you ashamed of yourself, fooling our kids with those dreams? 355 00:19:43,739 --> 00:19:46,742 They're real, and I'm gonna make them come real for my kids. 356 00:19:46,951 --> 00:19:48,661 What are you, a crazy woman? 357 00:19:48,869 --> 00:19:52,414 Heaven put you right down here because it meant for you to stay right here. 358 00:19:52,665 --> 00:19:55,668 Heaven helps those who help themselves. And I need your help. 359 00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:58,671 You've squeezed the last penny out of me you're ever gonna. 360 00:19:58,879 --> 00:20:00,673 It's too late for me. It's for my kids. 361 00:20:00,881 --> 00:20:03,884 It's not too late for you to get a husband to support you. 362 00:20:04,093 --> 00:20:06,929 After three husbands, I'm through with marriage. 363 00:20:07,179 --> 00:20:09,849 I wanna enjoy myself. I want my girls to enjoy themselves. 364 00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:11,642 And travel, like Mama does. 365 00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:14,645 Yeah, and you'll leave them just like your mother left you. 366 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,063 Never. 367 00:20:16,272 --> 00:20:20,150 I don't want them to sit their lives away the way I did, and the way you do. 368 00:20:20,359 --> 00:20:23,863 Nothing but a calendar to tell you one clay is different from the next. 369 00:20:24,071 --> 00:20:25,865 And that plaque. 370 00:20:26,073 --> 00:20:30,578 From your grateful rail road company to say congratulations. 371 00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:34,957 For 50 years you did the same dull thing every dull day. 372 00:20:35,249 --> 00:20:37,042 That plaque is a great tribute. 373 00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:38,669 It's solid gold. 374 00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:43,549 Yeah? 375 00:20:45,301 --> 00:20:48,095 - How much could you get for it? - Rose, if you-- 376 00:20:48,304 --> 00:20:51,557 - What good's it doing hanging there? - That plaque belongs there. 377 00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:56,353 Now, you belong home instead of running around the country like a gypsy. 378 00:20:56,979 --> 00:20:59,356 Anybody that stays home is dead. 379 00:20:59,565 --> 00:21:01,233 If I die it won't be from sitting... 380 00:21:01,442 --> 00:21:04,445 ...it'll be from fighting to get up and get out. 381 00:21:04,653 --> 00:21:08,490 ♪ Some people can get a thrill ♪ 382 00:21:08,741 --> 00:21:12,286 ♪ Knitting sweaters and sitting still ♪ 383 00:21:12,494 --> 00:21:15,915 ♪ That's okay for some people ♪ 384 00:21:16,123 --> 00:21:20,002 ♪ Who don't know they're alive ♪ 385 00:21:20,252 --> 00:21:23,839 ♪ Some people can thrive and bloom ♪ 386 00:21:24,048 --> 00:21:27,760 ♪ Living life in a living room ♪ 387 00:21:27,968 --> 00:21:31,430 ♪ That's perfect for some people ♪ 388 00:21:31,639 --> 00:21:34,975 ♪ Of 105 ♪ 389 00:21:35,225 --> 00:21:41,732 ♪ But I at least gotta try ♪ 390 00:21:41,941 --> 00:21:45,069 ♪ When I think of all the sights That I gotta see yet ♪ 391 00:21:45,277 --> 00:21:47,112 ♪ All the places I gotta play ♪ 392 00:21:47,321 --> 00:21:49,281 ♪ All the things that I gotta be yet ♪ 393 00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,116 ♪ Come on, Papa, what do you say? ♪ 394 00:21:51,325 --> 00:21:54,870 ♪ Some people can be content ♪ 395 00:21:55,079 --> 00:21:58,832 ♪ Playing bingo and paying rent ♪ 396 00:21:59,041 --> 00:22:02,461 ♪ That's peachy for some people ♪ 397 00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:09,677 ♪ For some humdrum people to be ♪ 398 00:22:09,885 --> 00:22:14,014 ♪ But some people ain't me ♪ 399 00:22:16,642 --> 00:22:20,521 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 400 00:22:20,771 --> 00:22:24,692 ♪ A wonderful dream, Papa ♪ 401 00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:26,777 ♪ All about June And the Orpheum Circuit ♪ 402 00:22:26,986 --> 00:22:28,988 ♪ Give me a chance And I know I can work it ♪ 403 00:22:29,196 --> 00:22:32,866 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 404 00:22:33,075 --> 00:22:37,162 ♪ Just as real as can be, Papa ♪ 405 00:22:37,371 --> 00:22:40,874 ♪ There I was in Mr. Orpheum's office ♪ 406 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,919 ♪ And he was saying to me ♪ 407 00:22:44,128 --> 00:22:47,506 ♪ "Rose, Get yourself some new orchestrations ♪ 408 00:22:47,715 --> 00:22:49,550 ♪ New routines and red velvet curtains ♪ 409 00:22:49,758 --> 00:22:51,510 ♪ Get a feathered hat for the baby ♪ 410 00:22:51,719 --> 00:22:53,595 ♪ Photographs in front of the theater ♪ 411 00:22:53,846 --> 00:22:57,808 ♪ Get an agent, and in jig time You'll be being booked in the big time" ♪ 412 00:22:58,017 --> 00:23:01,520 ♪ Oh, what a dream ♪ 413 00:23:01,729 --> 00:23:05,649 ♪ A wonderful dream, Papa ♪ 414 00:23:05,858 --> 00:23:11,613 ♪ And all that I need is 88 bucks, Papa ♪ 415 00:23:12,072 --> 00:23:15,367 ♪ That's what he said, Papa ♪ 416 00:23:15,576 --> 00:23:18,203 ♪ Only 88 bucks ♪ 417 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:23,926 You ain't getting 8 cents from me, Rose. 418 00:23:24,376 --> 00:23:26,246 Well, I'll get it someplace else, then. 419 00:23:26,347 --> 00:23:28,564 But I'll get it, and I'll get my kids out. 420 00:23:31,592 --> 00:23:38,015 ♪ Goodbye to blueberry pie ♪ 421 00:23:38,223 --> 00:23:41,718 ♪ Good riddance to all the socials I had to go to ♪ 422 00:23:41,827 --> 00:23:43,637 ♪ All the lodges I had to play ♪ 423 00:23:43,845 --> 00:23:45,596 ♪ All the Shriners I said hello to ♪ 424 00:23:45,697 --> 00:23:47,557 ♪ Hey, New York, I'm coming your way ♪ 425 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:51,236 ♪ Some people sit on their butts ♪ 426 00:23:51,445 --> 00:23:55,074 ♪ Got the dream, yeah, but not the guts ♪ 427 00:23:55,282 --> 00:23:58,619 ♪ That's living for some people ♪ 428 00:23:58,827 --> 00:24:06,085 ♪ For some humdrum people I suppose ♪ 429 00:24:06,293 --> 00:24:10,422 ♪ Well, they can stay and rot ♪ 430 00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:20,140 ♪ But not Rose ♪ 431 00:24:24,269 --> 00:24:27,731 We blew into the Windy City to break in our new flash act. 432 00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:30,901 Herbie, making out like Uncle Jocko, got us the boys. 433 00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:33,821 The only thing that bugged me was our spot on the bill... 434 00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:37,116 ...following some unknown stand-up comic. 435 00:24:40,661 --> 00:24:44,665 My girl was so dumb she was fired from the 5-and-10 cent store... 436 00:24:44,873 --> 00:24:47,968 ...because she couldn't remember the prices. 437 00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:51,880 And her uncle-- She's got an uncle. 438 00:24:52,089 --> 00:24:55,551 I won't say that he drank too much, you see... 439 00:24:55,759 --> 00:25:01,765 ...but two years after he died, his liver won a Charleston contest. 440 00:25:05,811 --> 00:25:07,980 How about that one, huh? 441 00:25:08,188 --> 00:25:11,441 Well, listen. I can't go any bigger than that... 442 00:25:11,650 --> 00:25:15,362 ...so good night, folks. I'll be seeing you soon. 443 00:25:21,034 --> 00:25:25,247 Well, let's see your kids follow that. 444 00:25:26,248 --> 00:25:28,876 - What a ham. - Yeah. 445 00:25:29,084 --> 00:25:30,669 He'll never get anyplace. 446 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,723 ♪ Extra, extra! Hey, look at the headline ♪ 447 00:25:42,973 --> 00:25:45,350 ♪ Historical news is being made ♪ 448 00:25:46,518 --> 00:25:49,021 ♪ Extra, extra! They're drawing a red line ♪ 449 00:25:49,229 --> 00:25:51,648 ♪ Around the biggest scoop Of the decade ♪ 450 00:25:52,399 --> 00:25:55,235 ♪ A barrel of charm A fabulous thrill ♪ 451 00:25:55,485 --> 00:25:58,530 ♪ The biggest little headline in vaudeville ♪ 452 00:25:59,406 --> 00:26:02,242 ♪ Presenting in person ♪ 453 00:26:02,618 --> 00:26:05,746 ♪ That 3'3" bundle of dynamite ♪ 454 00:26:06,413 --> 00:26:08,498 ♪ Baby June ♪ 455 00:26:16,173 --> 00:26:17,624 Hello, everybody. 456 00:26:17,733 --> 00:26:19,329 My name is June. 457 00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:21,987 What's yours? 458 00:26:26,725 --> 00:26:28,936 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 459 00:26:29,144 --> 00:26:32,439 ♪ Let me make you smile Let me do a few tricks ♪ 460 00:26:32,648 --> 00:26:36,526 ♪ Some old and then some new tricks I'm very versatile ♪ 461 00:26:36,735 --> 00:26:39,071 ♪ And if you're real good I'll make you feel good ♪ 462 00:26:39,279 --> 00:26:41,114 ♪ I want your spirits to climb ♪ 463 00:26:41,323 --> 00:26:43,492 ♪ So let me entertain you ♪ 464 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:46,286 ♪ And we'll have a real good time Yes, sir ♪ 465 00:26:46,495 --> 00:26:51,333 ♪ We'll have a real good time ♪ 466 00:28:32,434 --> 00:28:35,979 Mr. Conductor, if you please. 467 00:28:52,329 --> 00:28:54,790 Well, was I right about June, or was I right? 468 00:28:54,998 --> 00:28:58,210 In the next couple of years, she killed the people on the big time. 469 00:28:58,418 --> 00:29:02,798 We were Dainty June now, and we headlined the Orpheum Circuit. 470 00:29:26,780 --> 00:29:28,824 Boy, was I ever happy. 471 00:29:29,032 --> 00:29:31,284 My dream was in high gear. 472 00:29:31,493 --> 00:29:33,995 But after a while, the booking offices were in low. 473 00:29:34,246 --> 00:29:38,250 Instead of 52 weeks solid the next year, we signed for only 44. 474 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:42,295 And the following season, we laid off as much as we played. 475 00:29:42,504 --> 00:29:44,089 But we worked more than most. 476 00:29:44,297 --> 00:29:46,842 Like this split-week Herbie booked in Newark. 477 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:48,301 Newark is in New Jersey... 478 00:29:48,510 --> 00:29:52,597 ...and New Jersey is only one big, deep breath from New York. 479 00:29:52,806 --> 00:29:55,725 And in New York was Grantziger's Tivoli. 480 00:29:55,934 --> 00:29:58,937 And that was my real big dream. 481 00:29:59,813 --> 00:30:03,108 But did you ever notice? Something's always waking you up. 482 00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:11,283 It ain't even noon yet. Turn it off. 483 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:14,286 - Please. - Turn it off, Plug. 484 00:30:14,494 --> 00:30:16,329 Oh, was that the alarm? 485 00:30:16,538 --> 00:30:20,125 No, it was Major Bowes and you just got the gong. 486 00:30:36,808 --> 00:30:38,768 Surprise! 487 00:30:38,977 --> 00:30:41,938 Happy birthday, Louise. Happy birthday, Louise. 488 00:30:42,147 --> 00:30:44,524 Wild Indians. Wild Indians, that's what you are. 489 00:30:44,774 --> 00:30:46,026 Happy birthday, darling. 490 00:30:46,276 --> 00:30:48,695 - Come on, come on, make a wish. - Yeah. 491 00:30:49,613 --> 00:30:53,700 Oh, I wish-- Oh, Mama, I wish-- 492 00:30:53,909 --> 00:30:56,161 That greedy monkey ate a piece out of the cake. 493 00:30:56,369 --> 00:30:58,330 Bad Gigolo. Bad, bad, bad. 494 00:30:58,538 --> 00:31:01,333 Blow out the candles, Louise. 495 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:05,837 Say, that'd make a good coat. 496 00:31:06,046 --> 00:31:08,006 Hey, there's only 10 candles on this cake. 497 00:31:08,215 --> 00:31:10,342 What do you care? You're not eating candles. 498 00:31:10,550 --> 00:31:12,761 Yeah, but she only had 10 candles last year... 499 00:31:12,969 --> 00:31:15,388 ...and the year before that. Come to think of it... 500 00:31:15,597 --> 00:31:18,308 ...she's had 10 candles for the last-- - Stop right there. 501 00:31:18,517 --> 00:31:21,394 As long as we have this act, nobody is over 12. 502 00:31:21,603 --> 00:31:23,647 And you all know it. Except me, of course. 503 00:31:23,855 --> 00:31:27,567 The rest of you give Louise her presents while I see if the chow mein is warm. 504 00:31:27,817 --> 00:31:29,861 Chow mein? 505 00:31:30,278 --> 00:31:34,032 - It's my birthday. - But chow mein for breakfast? 506 00:31:34,574 --> 00:31:37,244 Why not? There's an egg roll, isn't there? 507 00:31:39,079 --> 00:31:40,705 If your mother paid us a salary... 508 00:31:40,914 --> 00:31:43,208 ...we could've all bought you presents, Louise. 509 00:31:43,416 --> 00:31:46,461 But it's more fun to clip from the five-and-dime, anyway. 510 00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:50,966 It's a catcher's mitt and a big-league baseball. 511 00:31:51,174 --> 00:31:53,134 Gee, thanks, Yonkers. 512 00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:56,388 I clipped a bowl of goldfish, but they caught me. 513 00:31:56,596 --> 00:31:58,848 So I drew a fish instead. 514 00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:03,019 - It's beautiful. - Here, Louise. 515 00:32:03,228 --> 00:32:05,355 Oh, June. 516 00:32:05,564 --> 00:32:08,024 Oh, you shouldn't have done that. 517 00:32:08,233 --> 00:32:11,069 Gee, what a beautiful box. 518 00:32:12,946 --> 00:32:15,240 Oh, it's lined in velvet. 519 00:32:15,448 --> 00:32:17,826 Sure, it's for diamonds and like that... 520 00:32:18,034 --> 00:32:21,621 ...because someday, who knows, you might get some. 521 00:32:22,622 --> 00:32:25,584 It's beautiful. Thank you. 522 00:32:25,792 --> 00:32:29,421 Here, I should have wrapped it. It's a chicken and it plays music. 523 00:32:34,551 --> 00:32:36,970 You don't have to wrap a music box, Tulsa. 524 00:32:37,178 --> 00:32:41,266 - Well, happy birthday, Plug. - Happy birthday, Tulsa. 525 00:32:41,474 --> 00:32:43,226 I mean, you're welcome. 526 00:32:43,435 --> 00:32:46,146 All right, only one egg roll apiece. 527 00:32:46,396 --> 00:32:47,939 I counted them. No more. 528 00:32:48,148 --> 00:32:50,942 Take it easy, take it easy. Don't claw each other to death. 529 00:32:51,151 --> 00:32:53,278 Now, I wanna tell you about a dream I had. 530 00:32:53,486 --> 00:32:55,947 It's in your honor, Louise, coming on your birthday. 531 00:32:56,156 --> 00:32:58,700 Oh, baby, you'll love it. You all will. 532 00:32:58,950 --> 00:33:01,369 Children, it's a new act. 533 00:33:01,578 --> 00:33:03,830 That ain't a dream, it's a miracle. 534 00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:08,043 In this act, I saw June singing a song in, like, a barnyard. 535 00:33:08,251 --> 00:33:11,963 And then, a cow came on-stage. 536 00:33:12,172 --> 00:33:14,132 - A cow? - That's pretty sophisticated. 537 00:33:14,341 --> 00:33:18,678 Not a real cow. Sort of a dancing cow with a great big smile. 538 00:33:18,887 --> 00:33:20,305 That cow... 539 00:33:20,513 --> 00:33:24,142 That cow leaned right over my bed and spoke to me. 540 00:33:24,351 --> 00:33:25,435 What did the cow say? 541 00:33:25,644 --> 00:33:29,439 - Mrs. Hovick. - I am not cooking in here, Mr. Kringelein. 542 00:33:29,648 --> 00:33:31,775 - That cow, in front of-- Open the door. 543 00:33:31,983 --> 00:33:34,486 I'm dressing. That cow-- 544 00:33:34,694 --> 00:33:37,405 - Mrs. Hovick. - I'll call you tomorrow when I'm finished. 545 00:33:37,614 --> 00:33:40,200 - Now, about that cow. That cow-- Mrs. Hovick. 546 00:33:40,408 --> 00:33:44,663 --That dear talented cow looked me right in the eye and said: 547 00:33:44,871 --> 00:33:48,750 "Rose, if you wanna get back on the Orpheum Circuit... 548 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,421 ...you put me in your act." Children, you know what I'm gonna do? 549 00:33:53,630 --> 00:33:56,049 You're gonna pay that talented cow and not us. 550 00:33:56,424 --> 00:33:58,760 I'm not paying anybody. I'm taking that cow's advice. 551 00:33:59,010 --> 00:34:03,014 I'm gonna call the new act Dainty June and Her Farmboys. 552 00:34:03,223 --> 00:34:06,976 I'm gonna put the cow in the act, and Chowsie, and the monkey. Everybody. 553 00:34:07,185 --> 00:34:09,479 Let me tell you this, kids. This is real big time. 554 00:34:09,688 --> 00:34:11,981 I really had an inspiration. 555 00:34:13,191 --> 00:34:14,359 No cooking, Mrs. Hovick. 556 00:34:14,567 --> 00:34:17,237 The very idea of entering a woman's boudoir without knocking. 557 00:34:18,738 --> 00:34:20,240 - Where's your hot plate? - How dare you? 558 00:34:20,448 --> 00:34:23,410 - Where's your search warrant? - In my years of running a hotel-- 559 00:34:23,618 --> 00:34:27,247 If you don't leave, your name will be mud through the theatrical profession. 560 00:34:27,455 --> 00:34:29,916 You know the rules. No cooking. 561 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,960 No Sterno stoves. No percolators. 562 00:34:32,168 --> 00:34:36,381 No electric irons turned upside down. No dogs and no-- 563 00:34:40,093 --> 00:34:42,262 Happy birthday, darling. 564 00:34:42,470 --> 00:34:44,681 This is Herbie's birthday present to you. 565 00:34:44,889 --> 00:34:48,727 - Why, it's a damned zoo! - Profanity in front of my babies. 566 00:34:48,935 --> 00:34:52,689 June, get the Bible. Get the Bible. Will I report you to the Board of Health! 567 00:34:52,897 --> 00:34:54,274 And my friends. Hello, Gladys. 568 00:34:54,524 --> 00:34:56,776 You can pack up this menagerie and get out. 569 00:34:57,026 --> 00:34:59,738 You'll have to throw us out, you heartless animal hater. 570 00:34:59,946 --> 00:35:02,907 - That's what he is. Send for the SPCA. - Send for the police. 571 00:35:03,116 --> 00:35:06,953 Why, I rented this producer's suite to one adult and three children. 572 00:35:07,162 --> 00:35:10,415 Now I see one adult and one, two, three, four-- 573 00:35:10,623 --> 00:35:13,918 You counted him twice. It's a simple birthday party for my child. 574 00:35:14,127 --> 00:35:20,258 - One, two, three, four. Stand still. - Chow mein. I'd offer you some... 575 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:25,597 - ...but there's only one egg roll. - One, two, three, four, five-- 576 00:35:25,805 --> 00:35:28,475 - How many are sleeping in these rooms? - What room? 577 00:35:28,683 --> 00:35:31,895 - This room, madam. This room. - Why, there isn't a soul-- 578 00:35:32,103 --> 00:35:35,732 - Now, you know what I mean. - Except you and me, honey. 579 00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:38,067 Ah! Mr. Kringelein, what are you trying to do? 580 00:35:38,276 --> 00:35:43,615 Stop! Help, help! Mr. Kringelein, stop! Help! 581 00:35:44,657 --> 00:35:48,453 - Oh, my babies. - Mama. 582 00:35:50,497 --> 00:35:52,832 A peeping tom. A monster. 583 00:35:53,041 --> 00:35:56,461 - Oh, my babies. My babies. - Get her some water, Tulsa. 584 00:35:56,669 --> 00:35:59,297 Oh, Gladys, a simple little birthday party. 585 00:35:59,506 --> 00:36:02,133 Chow mein. A tiny little cake. 586 00:36:02,342 --> 00:36:05,136 Thank you, darling. Oh, can you imagine? Ooh... 587 00:36:05,345 --> 00:36:07,514 These dangerous middle-aged men. 588 00:36:07,722 --> 00:36:10,433 You never know what brutes you're gonna meet up with in-- 589 00:36:10,642 --> 00:36:13,770 - Rose, what happened? - Mr. Kringelein, the manager, he tried-- 590 00:36:13,978 --> 00:36:16,356 - Again? - Well, I had to do something, Herbie. 591 00:36:16,606 --> 00:36:19,317 And don't you dare apologize to him. 592 00:36:20,693 --> 00:36:22,487 I hope it didn't spoil Louise's birthday. 593 00:36:22,695 --> 00:36:24,656 Why should it? Thank you very much. 594 00:36:24,864 --> 00:36:27,992 - Back to your rooms, now. - Yes, thank you. Thank you. 595 00:36:28,201 --> 00:36:31,704 - You too. - No. 596 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,749 - Rose, this is Mr. Goldstone. - I ask you, Mr. Goldstone. 597 00:36:34,958 --> 00:36:38,670 The child has a birthday once a year. We have a small party, a tiny cake-- 598 00:36:38,878 --> 00:36:41,172 The act is booked at Grantziger's Tivoli Theater. 599 00:36:41,381 --> 00:36:43,675 --Some fried rice, and some sub gum chow-- What? 600 00:36:43,883 --> 00:36:46,052 Mr. Goldstone puts on the Grantziger shows. 601 00:36:46,261 --> 00:36:47,887 He practically has the last word. 602 00:36:48,096 --> 00:36:50,390 All we do is show the act to Mr. Grantziger... 603 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,810 ...and Mr. Goldstone says that's a cinch. 604 00:36:56,521 --> 00:37:00,483 ♪ Have an egg roll, Mr. Goldstone ♪ 605 00:37:00,692 --> 00:37:04,612 ♪ Have a napkin Have a chopstick, have a chair ♪ 606 00:37:04,821 --> 00:37:07,949 ♪ Have a sparerib, Mr. Goldstone ♪ 607 00:37:08,199 --> 00:37:11,536 ♪ Any sparerib that I can spare I'd be glad to share ♪ 608 00:37:11,744 --> 00:37:15,373 ♪ Have a dish, have a fork Have a fish, have a pork ♪ 609 00:37:15,582 --> 00:37:19,419 ♪ Put your feet up, feel at home ♪ 610 00:37:19,627 --> 00:37:22,714 ♪ Have a smoke, have a Coke Would you like to hear a joke? ♪ 611 00:37:22,922 --> 00:37:26,259 ♪ I'll have June recite a poem ♪ 612 00:37:26,467 --> 00:37:30,054 ♪ Have a lichee, Mr. Goldstone ♪ 613 00:37:30,263 --> 00:37:33,558 ♪ Tell me any little thing that I can do ♪ 614 00:37:33,766 --> 00:37:37,103 ♪ Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone ♪ 615 00:37:37,312 --> 00:37:41,024 ♪ Have a kumquat, have two ♪ 616 00:37:41,232 --> 00:37:44,777 ♪ Everybody give a cheer Santa Claus is sitting here ♪ 617 00:37:44,986 --> 00:37:49,949 ♪ Mr. Goldstone, I love you ♪ 618 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,628 ♪ Have a Goldstone, Mr. Egg Roll ♪ 619 00:38:01,836 --> 00:38:04,005 ♪ Tell me any little thing that I can do ♪ 620 00:38:04,255 --> 00:38:06,466 ♪ Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce ♪ 621 00:38:06,674 --> 00:38:10,428 ♪ Have a cookie, have a few What's the matter, Mr. G? ♪ 622 00:38:10,637 --> 00:38:15,683 ♪ Have another pot of tea Mr. Goldstone, I love you ♪ 623 00:38:16,851 --> 00:38:20,104 ♪ There are good stones, and bad stones ♪ 624 00:38:20,313 --> 00:38:23,232 ♪ And curbstones and Gladstones ♪ 625 00:38:23,441 --> 00:38:26,945 ♪ And touchstones And such stones as them ♪ 626 00:38:27,153 --> 00:38:29,614 ♪ Such as them ♪ 627 00:38:29,822 --> 00:38:33,034 ♪ There are big stones and small stones ♪ 628 00:38:33,284 --> 00:38:36,788 ♪ And grindstones and gallstones ♪ 629 00:38:36,996 --> 00:38:41,000 ♪ But Goldstone is a gem ♪ 630 00:38:41,209 --> 00:38:44,504 ♪ There are milestones There are millstones ♪ 631 00:38:44,712 --> 00:38:48,633 ♪ There's a cherry There's a yellow, there's a blue ♪ 632 00:38:48,841 --> 00:38:52,136 ♪ But we don't want any old stone ♪ 633 00:38:52,345 --> 00:38:56,265 ♪ Only Goldstone will do ♪ 634 00:38:56,474 --> 00:38:59,886 ♪ Moonstone, sunstone We all scream for one stone ♪ 635 00:39:00,094 --> 00:39:07,151 ♪ Mervyn Goldstone, we love you ♪ 636 00:39:09,362 --> 00:39:11,155 ♪ Goldstone! ♪ 637 00:39:24,419 --> 00:39:29,924 ♪ Little lamb, little lamb ♪ 638 00:39:31,050 --> 00:39:36,514 ♪ My birthday is here at last ♪ 639 00:39:37,598 --> 00:39:43,688 ♪ Little lamb, little lamb ♪ 640 00:39:44,355 --> 00:39:50,028 ♪ A birthday goes by so fast ♪ 641 00:39:51,070 --> 00:39:56,534 ♪ Little bear, little bear ♪ 642 00:39:57,744 --> 00:40:03,041 ♪ You sit on my right, right there ♪ 643 00:40:04,417 --> 00:40:09,630 ♪ Little hen, little hen ♪ 644 00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:17,680 ♪ What games should we play And when? ♪ 645 00:40:17,889 --> 00:40:23,102 ♪ Little cat, little cat ♪ 646 00:40:24,562 --> 00:40:30,526 ♪ Oh, why do you look so blue? ♪ 647 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:38,117 ♪ Did somebody paint you like that ♪ 648 00:40:38,326 --> 00:40:45,583 ♪ Or is it your birthday too? ♪ 649 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:51,881 ♪ Little fish, little fish ♪ 650 00:40:54,050 --> 00:40:58,930 ♪ Do you think I'll get my wish? ♪ 651 00:41:00,765 --> 00:41:06,562 ♪ Little lamb, little lamb ♪ 652 00:41:07,772 --> 00:41:13,820 ♪ I wonder how old I am ♪ 653 00:41:15,321 --> 00:41:22,495 ♪ I wonder how old I am ♪ 654 00:41:24,163 --> 00:41:28,626 ♪ Little lamb ♪ 655 00:41:34,173 --> 00:41:36,300 The won ton soup is better in San Francisco. 656 00:41:36,509 --> 00:41:38,803 The fu yung has more egg in it in St. Louis. 657 00:41:39,011 --> 00:41:41,764 I will say for New York City, it's got the best doggone... 658 00:41:41,973 --> 00:41:44,100 ...sub gum chicken chow mein I ever did taste. 659 00:41:44,308 --> 00:41:47,103 The onions are chopped good and fine. Hand me that plate. 660 00:41:47,311 --> 00:41:49,772 - Mother. - We're paying for it, aren't we? 661 00:41:49,981 --> 00:41:54,152 You'll get an ulcer like Herbie. Besides, what the clogs don't eat, we will. 662 00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,821 Did it ever occur to you there might be somebody... 663 00:41:57,029 --> 00:42:00,199 ...who doesn't like Chinese food? - Don't be silly. Who? 664 00:42:00,408 --> 00:42:02,660 - You like it, Herbie? - Of course, I love it. 665 00:42:02,869 --> 00:42:03,995 - Oh, did she? - Yes. 666 00:42:04,203 --> 00:42:06,998 - That's a healthy lady. - Oh, Lord. 667 00:42:07,206 --> 00:42:09,458 Herbie's angry. He's chain-smoking. 668 00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:11,919 Herbie's never angry. It's bad for his ulcer. 669 00:42:12,128 --> 00:42:14,964 - Come on now, girls, beddy-bye. - But it's so early. 670 00:42:15,214 --> 00:42:18,509 Baby, tomorrow you're gonna audition for Mr. T.T. Grantziger... 671 00:42:18,718 --> 00:42:21,345 ...and his Tivoli Theater. You gotta look young. 672 00:42:21,554 --> 00:42:24,724 - Can I wear a dress? - Make you look old. You don't own one. 673 00:42:24,974 --> 00:42:27,643 - Good night, Uncle Herbie. - Good night, June. 674 00:42:29,729 --> 00:42:32,732 - Good night, Louise. - Good night, Herbie. 675 00:42:33,274 --> 00:42:35,401 I'll cold-cream their faces and be right back. 676 00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:37,445 Rose, the hotel is just two doors away. 677 00:42:37,653 --> 00:42:41,699 Honestly, the way you behave with those girls. Rose. 678 00:42:41,908 --> 00:42:44,577 We need silverware for when we set up housekeeping. 679 00:42:44,785 --> 00:42:47,705 I don't get you. High and mighty with a suite at the Astor... 680 00:42:47,914 --> 00:42:50,875 - ...and still stealing the cutlery. - Grasp every opportunity. 681 00:42:51,083 --> 00:42:54,128 Oh, Herbie, how long is it gonna take you to get used to me? 682 00:42:54,337 --> 00:42:56,088 How long to get used to those coats? 683 00:42:56,297 --> 00:42:59,467 What's wrong with the coats? They're stylish. Louise is very handy. 684 00:42:59,675 --> 00:43:02,094 "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." 685 00:43:02,303 --> 00:43:05,056 And it serves them right for overcharging. 686 00:43:13,272 --> 00:43:16,108 They can skip the cold cream for one night. 687 00:43:18,152 --> 00:43:20,738 All this time, you still stand up for me. 688 00:43:20,947 --> 00:43:22,907 Well, it's instead of standing up to you. 689 00:43:23,115 --> 00:43:25,910 - Hope the babies'll be all right. - No matter how you dress them... 690 00:43:26,118 --> 00:43:28,079 ...how you smother them, they're not babies. 691 00:43:28,287 --> 00:43:31,123 - They're almost young women. - They're not and never will be. 692 00:43:31,332 --> 00:43:32,917 I'm embarrassed in front of them. 693 00:43:33,167 --> 00:43:35,419 Why should you be? You're almost their father. 694 00:43:35,628 --> 00:43:38,589 - When are you going to marry me? - Don't forget our scrapbooks. 695 00:43:38,798 --> 00:43:42,260 - When are you going to quit stalling? - When we're rolling in dough. 696 00:43:42,468 --> 00:43:44,178 Don't you know there's a depression? 697 00:43:44,387 --> 00:43:45,596 Sure. I read Variety. 698 00:43:45,763 --> 00:43:47,890 Don't you know what it's doing to vaudeville? 699 00:43:48,099 --> 00:43:53,562 What the talkies are doing to vaudeville? Don't you know I love you? 700 00:43:53,771 --> 00:43:56,524 Do you think I'd be unfaithful to my husbands if you didn't? 701 00:43:57,441 --> 00:44:00,361 - Gotta think of my girls, their happiness. - Louise is happy... 702 00:44:00,611 --> 00:44:03,281 - ...being front end of a cow. - Better than the rear end. 703 00:44:03,489 --> 00:44:07,702 - She and June should be in school. - I promised June the Pantages Circuit. 704 00:44:07,910 --> 00:44:10,788 - Honey, could I have a spoon to stir tea? - Yes, ma'am. 705 00:44:10,997 --> 00:44:13,124 I promised I'd get her on the Orpheum Circuit. 706 00:44:13,332 --> 00:44:14,834 - And I will. - I will. 707 00:44:15,042 --> 00:44:17,295 You promised me that after I do you'd marry me. 708 00:44:17,503 --> 00:44:20,381 I promised she'd be headliner at the Tivoli. She's gonna be. 709 00:44:20,631 --> 00:44:23,342 - Didn't you hear what I said? - Yes, but I'm ignoring it. 710 00:44:23,551 --> 00:44:25,678 Oh, thanks, honey. 711 00:44:25,886 --> 00:44:31,267 Herbie, it isn't very polite of a gentleman to remind a lady that she welched. 712 00:44:31,475 --> 00:44:34,812 - There was no date on that promise. - You stop handing me that. 713 00:44:35,021 --> 00:44:37,315 - Rose, sometimes I could-- - Herbie, your stomach. 714 00:44:37,523 --> 00:44:40,109 Oh, why on earth don't you get angry on the outside... 715 00:44:40,318 --> 00:44:42,987 - ...instead of let it settle on the inside? - I'm afraid. 716 00:44:43,195 --> 00:44:45,406 - Of me? - No, me. Me. 717 00:44:45,656 --> 00:44:47,325 Why? 718 00:44:48,534 --> 00:44:53,372 If I ever let loose, it'll end up with me picking up and walking. 719 00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:59,879 - Only around the block. - Oh, no. 720 00:45:00,713 --> 00:45:02,540 Don't say that. 721 00:45:03,883 --> 00:45:08,446 ♪ You'll never get away from me ♪ 722 00:45:08,654 --> 00:45:11,658 ♪ You can climb the tallest tree ♪ 723 00:45:11,859 --> 00:45:15,686 ♪ I'll be there somehow ♪ 724 00:45:15,895 --> 00:45:20,399 ♪ True, you could say "Hey, here's your hat" ♪ 725 00:45:20,649 --> 00:45:27,281 ♪ But a little thing like that Couldn't stop me now ♪ 726 00:45:28,574 --> 00:45:33,371 ♪ I couldn't get away from you ♪ 727 00:45:33,579 --> 00:45:36,374 ♪ Even if you told me to ♪ 728 00:45:36,582 --> 00:45:42,588 ♪ So go on and try Just try ♪ 729 00:45:42,797 --> 00:45:45,966 ♪ And you're gonna see ♪ 730 00:45:46,217 --> 00:45:50,471 ♪ How you're gonna not at all ♪ 731 00:45:51,222 --> 00:45:53,516 ♪ Get away ♪ 732 00:45:53,724 --> 00:45:59,688 ♪ From me ♪ 733 00:46:00,731 --> 00:46:02,775 What do you want? There are better managers. 734 00:46:02,983 --> 00:46:04,026 Not for me. 735 00:46:04,235 --> 00:46:05,611 - Even weaker men. - Not for me. 736 00:46:05,820 --> 00:46:07,405 - Well, then what? - You. 737 00:46:07,613 --> 00:46:11,075 Oh, Herbie, just go on helping me like you've been helping. 738 00:46:11,450 --> 00:46:14,078 So you get the Tivoli. So, what comes after? 739 00:46:14,286 --> 00:46:17,498 - Rose, what you expect-- - I'll get. 740 00:46:18,499 --> 00:46:21,919 And after I get it I promise to marry you. 741 00:46:23,379 --> 00:46:25,756 I even promise to keep my promise. 742 00:46:25,965 --> 00:46:29,135 Oh, Herbie, I don't want anything to upset that audition tomorrow. 743 00:46:29,343 --> 00:46:31,679 Including your stomach. 744 00:46:38,018 --> 00:46:39,770 Yes, Mr. Grantziger. 745 00:46:39,979 --> 00:46:43,399 I know, but they're having a little difficulty with their scenery. 746 00:46:43,607 --> 00:46:46,819 Well, wait'll you see it. I'm trying, Mr. Grantziger. 747 00:46:47,027 --> 00:46:49,029 Keep the tempo up now. Keep it bright. 748 00:46:49,321 --> 00:46:52,616 That's the mother. I have told her. 749 00:46:53,033 --> 00:46:56,454 Hello, Mr. Grantziger. Where is he? 750 00:46:56,662 --> 00:46:58,789 He's in his office at the top of the theater. 751 00:46:58,998 --> 00:46:59,998 - Hi! - We're ready now. 752 00:47:00,166 --> 00:47:02,960 It's a privilege to be auditioning for you, Mr. Grantziger. 753 00:47:03,169 --> 00:47:05,129 You're gonna love us. 754 00:47:07,548 --> 00:47:10,317 ♪ Extra, extra Hey, look at the headlines ♪ 755 00:47:10,426 --> 00:47:13,021 ♪ Historical news is being made ♪ 756 00:47:13,322 --> 00:47:14,863 Extra, extra ♪ 757 00:47:14,972 --> 00:47:19,035 ♪ They're drawing a red line Around the biggest scoop of the decade ♪ 758 00:47:19,643 --> 00:47:22,617 ♪ A barrel of charm, a fabulous thrill ♪ 759 00:47:22,718 --> 00:47:25,816 ♪ The biggest little headline in vaudeville ♪ 760 00:47:26,025 --> 00:47:30,237 ♪ Presenting in person that 4'8" ♪ 761 00:47:30,446 --> 00:47:33,657 ♪ Bundle of dynamite, Dainty June ♪ 762 00:47:41,207 --> 00:47:44,139 Hello, everybody, my name is June. 763 00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:46,812 What's yours? 764 00:47:50,549 --> 00:47:56,129 ♪ I have a moo cow, a new cow A true cow named Caroline ♪ 765 00:47:57,223 --> 00:47:59,683 ♪ She's an extra special friend of mine 766 00:48:01,352 --> 00:48:05,022 ♪ I like everything about her fine ♪ 767 00:48:05,314 --> 00:48:09,485 ♪ But if we moved to the city ♪ 768 00:48:09,944 --> 00:48:14,240 ♪ Or we settled by the shore ♪ 769 00:48:14,448 --> 00:48:16,867 ♪ She'd make the move ♪ 770 00:48:17,076 --> 00:48:20,871 ♪ 'Cause she loves me more ♪ 771 00:49:07,501 --> 00:49:09,110 Yes, Mr. Grantziger? 772 00:49:10,111 --> 00:49:12,657 Dainty June, would you come out here, please? 773 00:49:15,301 --> 00:49:17,511 Face front, dear. 774 00:49:18,637 --> 00:49:20,389 Profile. 775 00:49:20,889 --> 00:49:24,268 Yes, Mr. Grantziger. Thank you. 776 00:49:24,476 --> 00:49:28,105 - That's all. - But we've got a big dramatic finale. 777 00:49:28,397 --> 00:49:31,900 - Sure, but he's seen quite enough. - Hit it. Hit it. 778 00:49:33,444 --> 00:49:38,282 ♪ Broadway, Broadway We've missed it so ♪ 779 00:49:39,158 --> 00:49:43,996 ♪ We're leaving soon and taking June To star her in a show ♪ 780 00:49:45,164 --> 00:49:49,793 ♪ Bright light, white lights Rhythm and romance ♪ 781 00:49:50,669 --> 00:49:53,297 ♪ The train is late So while we wait ♪ 782 00:49:53,505 --> 00:49:55,674 ♪ We're gonna do a little dance ♪ 783 00:50:22,201 --> 00:50:24,662 Straighten that line. 784 00:50:38,634 --> 00:50:44,014 ♪ Broadway, Broadway How great you are ♪ 785 00:50:44,223 --> 00:50:47,226 ♪ I'll leave the farm With all its charm ♪ 786 00:50:47,476 --> 00:50:50,521 ♪ To be a Broadway star ♪ 787 00:50:50,771 --> 00:50:56,151 ♪ Bright lights, white lights Where the neons glow ♪ 788 00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,029 ♪ My bag is packed I've got my act ♪ 789 00:50:59,238 --> 00:51:02,700 ♪ - So all aboard, come on, let's go - Let's go ♪ 790 00:51:02,908 --> 00:51:03,908 - Bye. - Bye. 791 00:51:04,076 --> 00:51:05,411 - Bye. - Bye. 792 00:51:15,421 --> 00:51:17,950 Get this. It's a train. 793 00:51:19,758 --> 00:51:23,470 Goodbye, Caroline. I'll write to you. 794 00:51:23,637 --> 00:51:25,848 Don't forget to wire. 795 00:51:26,056 --> 00:51:29,184 Goodbye, Caroline. Goodbye. 796 00:51:29,393 --> 00:51:34,773 Don't forget to wire. Goodbye. Goodbye. 797 00:51:35,023 --> 00:51:38,402 Bye. Goodbye. Wait. Stop the train. 798 00:51:38,610 --> 00:51:43,490 Stop everything. I can't go to Broadway with you. 799 00:51:43,699 --> 00:51:47,161 Why not, Dainty June? 800 00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:55,127 Because everything in life that really matters is right here. 801 00:51:55,335 --> 00:52:00,090 What care I for tinsel and glamour... 802 00:52:00,299 --> 00:52:03,469 ...when I have friendship and true love? 803 00:52:03,677 --> 00:52:06,054 I'm staying with Caroline. 804 00:52:06,263 --> 00:52:08,307 Yay! 805 00:52:40,005 --> 00:52:44,176 Yes, Mr. Grantziger? What? 806 00:52:45,135 --> 00:52:48,764 - He liked it. - Well, of course he did. 807 00:52:48,972 --> 00:52:54,061 Yes, sir. Yes, Mr. Grantziger, if that's what you want. 808 00:52:59,483 --> 00:53:03,012 If you and your tribe will come up to the office, I'll make out a contract. 809 00:53:05,030 --> 00:53:07,741 You won't be sorry, Mr. Grantziger. 810 00:53:08,909 --> 00:53:11,245 This is gonna make you. 811 00:53:12,871 --> 00:53:15,499 Miss Cratchitt, I believe Mr. Grantziger made a mistake. 812 00:53:15,707 --> 00:53:17,501 A slight mistake on this contract. 813 00:53:17,709 --> 00:53:18,752 - So do I. - See-- 814 00:53:18,961 --> 00:53:21,338 - Happy, girls? - Yes, Mama. 815 00:53:21,547 --> 00:53:25,592 We were auditioning for Tivoli. This contract's for Mr. Grantziger's Variety. 816 00:53:25,801 --> 00:53:29,638 - That's right. - But the Variety is on 12th Street. 817 00:53:30,347 --> 00:53:32,140 He'll give you a visa to get there. 818 00:53:34,017 --> 00:53:36,562 - Yes? - I'd like to talk to Mr. Grantziger. 819 00:53:36,770 --> 00:53:39,189 - No. - You can't disturb Mr. Grantziger, honey. 820 00:53:39,398 --> 00:53:40,858 - Listen. - I'm through listening. 821 00:53:41,066 --> 00:53:42,067 Where is he? 822 00:53:42,276 --> 00:53:43,902 He's still auditioning on the stage. 823 00:53:44,111 --> 00:53:45,863 How is it that when we're there he's here... 824 00:53:46,071 --> 00:53:48,282 ...and when we're up here, he's down there? 825 00:53:48,490 --> 00:53:51,451 Mr. Grantziger is a very clever man. 826 00:53:52,286 --> 00:53:54,121 I'll go see if he's down on that stage. 827 00:53:54,329 --> 00:53:57,249 - This the way? - No. No, Rose. Wait. 828 00:53:57,457 --> 00:54:00,043 - We will wait right here. - Herbie. 829 00:54:00,252 --> 00:54:05,215 Look, friend, strictly between us, if I were you I'd sign that contract. 830 00:54:05,424 --> 00:54:08,886 There's only one item in that act of yours that the boss likes. 831 00:54:09,094 --> 00:54:12,180 Dainty little June. He thinks she can be an actress. 832 00:54:12,389 --> 00:54:14,600 Musical comedy, Broadway, that sort of stuff. 833 00:54:14,808 --> 00:54:17,185 And he's right. Now, that's great, isn't it, Rose? 834 00:54:17,394 --> 00:54:19,646 On one condition. 835 00:54:20,397 --> 00:54:21,899 You stay away. 836 00:54:22,941 --> 00:54:27,404 - Stay away? I'm her mother. - You said it, I didn't. 837 00:54:27,654 --> 00:54:30,782 - What about the act? - One week at the Variety. 838 00:54:31,450 --> 00:54:33,243 - After that? June is the act. - Rose... 839 00:54:33,452 --> 00:54:35,913 ...this has to be private, not in front of strangers. 840 00:54:36,121 --> 00:54:40,250 - How are Louise and I supposed to live? - You might get a job, dear. 841 00:54:41,168 --> 00:54:45,005 I have a job, dear. And I do it damn well. 842 00:54:45,255 --> 00:54:48,300 Mama, this would be better than vaudeville for June, and for us. 843 00:54:48,508 --> 00:54:50,135 Nothing is better than vaudeville. 844 00:54:50,344 --> 00:54:52,888 Was. Was better than vaudeville. Where are your values? 845 00:54:53,096 --> 00:54:54,222 Motherhood comes first. 846 00:54:54,431 --> 00:54:57,809 Then you ought to see that this is right. You'll have June on the stage. 847 00:54:58,018 --> 00:55:01,229 I will take care of you and Louise and we'll live like real people. 848 00:55:01,438 --> 00:55:03,815 Rose, this way we can have our cake and eat it too. 849 00:55:04,024 --> 00:55:05,567 Your cake. 850 00:55:05,776 --> 00:55:11,615 Besides, June wouldn't start all over again like some beginner. 851 00:55:11,823 --> 00:55:15,869 Ask her, Mama, ask her. 852 00:55:16,995 --> 00:55:21,166 Yes. Oh, Mama, yes. Please say yes. 853 00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:27,881 I want to learn, to work. I'll try so hard to make you proud of me, Mama. 854 00:55:28,507 --> 00:55:31,343 Say Yes, Mama. 855 00:55:37,307 --> 00:55:39,101 No. 856 00:55:40,018 --> 00:55:43,689 And I am proud of you, baby. And you don't need lessons any more... 857 00:55:43,897 --> 00:55:46,650 ...than you need Mr. Grantziger. - There isn't a person... 858 00:55:46,858 --> 00:55:49,528 - ...who doesn't need Grantziger. - Look at this person. 859 00:55:49,736 --> 00:55:52,656 - Oh, Rose. - They're so smart in New York. 860 00:55:52,864 --> 00:55:54,866 New York is the center of everything. 861 00:55:55,117 --> 00:55:56,743 New York is the center of New York. 862 00:55:56,952 --> 00:55:59,371 There's a country full of people who know people... 863 00:55:59,579 --> 00:56:02,499 ...who know what a mother means to her daughter. Hicks don't. 864 00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:05,335 Let me tell you. Grantziger's a hick. He'll get no place. 865 00:56:05,544 --> 00:56:07,421 - Do you hear me? Keep still. - Yes? 866 00:56:07,629 --> 00:56:11,049 Don't you dare answer that phone when I'm yelling at you. 867 00:56:13,218 --> 00:56:15,178 - Did you hear? - They're trying to take my baby. 868 00:56:15,387 --> 00:56:17,806 That's what they're trying to do. Over my dead body. 869 00:56:18,015 --> 00:56:22,686 - Come on, we'll go down and tell him. - Just a minute, Mrs. Hovick. 870 00:56:22,894 --> 00:56:27,065 Mrs. Hovick! Mrs. Hovick! 871 00:56:29,359 --> 00:56:31,361 Don't worry, kids. 872 00:56:31,570 --> 00:56:35,866 I will read her the Declaration of Independence, believe me. 873 00:56:36,408 --> 00:56:39,703 It's not your fault, Herbie, it's just the way it is. 874 00:56:39,953 --> 00:56:44,416 Well, I'm gonna try to change the way it is. Just you wait. 875 00:56:50,464 --> 00:56:52,382 No. 876 00:56:55,469 --> 00:56:57,596 Mama's just talking angry, June. 877 00:56:57,846 --> 00:57:01,516 - She won't really spoil anything. - Yes, she will. 878 00:57:02,225 --> 00:57:07,606 I'll never be anything but baby. Dainty old Baby June. 879 00:57:07,898 --> 00:57:11,610 Well, aren't you happy that somebody like Mr. T.T. Grantziger... 880 00:57:11,860 --> 00:57:14,154 ...thinks you can be a real actress? 881 00:57:14,446 --> 00:57:19,576 I would be happy if Mama would only see what this means to me. 882 00:57:19,785 --> 00:57:23,246 I'm going to be awfully unhappy remembering how I lost this chance. 883 00:57:23,455 --> 00:57:25,415 Mama made you a vaudeville star. 884 00:57:25,624 --> 00:57:28,168 - And she can do it again. - Vaudeville is gone, Louise. 885 00:57:28,418 --> 00:57:33,423 It's over. The only show business left is right here, on Broadway. 886 00:57:33,924 --> 00:57:35,926 I wanna learn to be part of it... 887 00:57:36,134 --> 00:57:38,595 ...part of this kind of show business. 888 00:57:38,804 --> 00:57:41,473 Oh, you can be anything you want. 889 00:57:41,681 --> 00:57:43,892 You were born for this business. 890 00:57:44,101 --> 00:57:46,978 You're a real stage personality. 891 00:57:48,271 --> 00:57:50,398 You're really wonderful, Louise. 892 00:57:51,274 --> 00:57:52,943 I am? Why? 893 00:57:53,151 --> 00:57:56,196 Because, well, I don't know. 894 00:57:56,446 --> 00:58:00,784 When it comes to the act, you never worry about yourself... 895 00:58:00,992 --> 00:58:02,536 ...only for me. 896 00:58:03,161 --> 00:58:05,038 Well, I don't have any talent. 897 00:58:05,247 --> 00:58:06,623 Doesn't really matter. 898 00:58:06,832 --> 00:58:09,960 It's just that Mama would like it better if I did. 899 00:58:15,090 --> 00:58:18,677 Your mother isn't feeling well. I'm gonna take her back to the hotel. 900 00:58:25,684 --> 00:58:29,104 Don't worry, kids. I'll figure something out. 901 00:58:37,279 --> 00:58:40,157 More than ever, I wish Mama would marry Herbie. 902 00:58:40,365 --> 00:58:42,393 And then we could all be together. 903 00:58:43,743 --> 00:58:47,330 ♪ If Mama was married We'd live in a house ♪ 904 00:58:47,539 --> 00:58:50,917 ♪ As private as private can be ♪ 905 00:58:51,126 --> 00:58:54,671 ♪ Just Mama, three ducks Five canaries, a mouse ♪ 906 00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:59,885 ♪ Two monkeys, one father Six turtles and me ♪ 907 00:59:00,635 --> 00:59:03,638 ♪ If Mama was married ♪ 908 00:59:05,348 --> 00:59:08,977 ♪ If Mama was married I'd jump in the air ♪ 909 00:59:09,186 --> 00:59:12,689 ♪ And give all my toe shoes to you ♪ 910 00:59:12,898 --> 00:59:16,526 ♪ I'd get all these hair ribbons Out of my hair ♪ 911 00:59:16,735 --> 00:59:21,072 ♪ And once and for all I'd get Mama out too ♪ 912 00:59:22,574 --> 00:59:25,202 ♪ If Mama was married ♪ 913 00:59:27,662 --> 00:59:31,208 ♪ Mama, get out your white dress ♪ 914 00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:32,876 ♪ You've done it before ♪ 915 00:59:33,084 --> 00:59:35,086 ♪ Without much success ♪ 916 00:59:35,295 --> 00:59:38,590 ♪ Mama, Godspeed and God bless ♪ 917 00:59:38,798 --> 00:59:40,550 ♪ We're not keeping score ♪ 918 00:59:40,759 --> 00:59:43,845 ♪ What's one more or less? ♪ 919 00:59:44,930 --> 00:59:46,681 ♪ Oh, Mama, say yes ♪ 920 00:59:46,890 --> 00:59:50,685 ♪ And waltz down the aisle while you may ♪ 921 00:59:50,894 --> 00:59:54,731 ♪ I'll gladly support you I'll even escort you ♪ 922 00:59:54,940 --> 00:59:58,443 ♪ And I'll gladly give you away ♪ 923 00:59:58,652 --> 01:00:04,950 ♪ Oh, Mama, get married today ♪ 924 01:00:06,576 --> 01:00:10,455 ♪ If Mama was married There wouldn't be anymore: ♪ 925 01:00:10,664 --> 01:00:14,417 ♪ "Let me entertain you" ♪ 926 01:00:14,626 --> 01:00:18,421 ♪ "Let me make you smile" ♪ 927 01:00:18,630 --> 01:00:21,174 ♪ "I will do some kicks" ♪ 928 01:00:22,467 --> 01:00:24,511 ♪ "I will do some tricks" ♪ 929 01:00:24,719 --> 01:00:27,430 Sing out, Louise. 930 01:00:27,847 --> 01:00:30,141 Smile, baby. 931 01:00:31,768 --> 01:00:34,938 ♪ Mama, please take our advice ♪ 932 01:00:35,146 --> 01:00:36,815 ♪ We aren't the Lunts ♪ 933 01:00:37,065 --> 01:00:39,067 ♪ I'm not Fanny Brice ♪ 934 01:00:39,276 --> 01:00:42,529 ♪ Mama, we'll buy you the rice ♪ 935 01:00:42,737 --> 01:00:44,489 ♪ If only this once ♪ 936 01:00:44,698 --> 01:00:47,951 ♪ You wouldn't think twice ♪ 937 01:00:49,035 --> 01:00:50,954 ♪ It could be so nice ♪ 938 01:00:51,162 --> 01:00:54,708 ♪ If Mama got married to stay ♪ 939 01:00:54,916 --> 01:00:57,544 ♪ But Mama gets married ♪ 940 01:00:57,752 --> 01:00:59,629 ♪ And married ♪ 941 01:00:59,838 --> 01:01:02,882 ♪ And married ♪ 942 01:01:03,133 --> 01:01:06,678 ♪ And never gets carried away ♪ 943 01:01:06,886 --> 01:01:10,515 ♪ Oh, Mama ♪ 944 01:01:10,724 --> 01:01:14,311 ♪ Oh, Mama ♪ 945 01:01:14,519 --> 01:01:19,107 ♪ Oh, Mama ♪ 946 01:01:19,316 --> 01:01:24,112 ♪ Get married today ♪ 947 01:01:28,158 --> 01:01:29,993 How do you like those kids? 948 01:01:30,201 --> 01:01:33,913 They knew darn well I'd marry Herbie at the right time and place. 949 01:01:34,164 --> 01:01:36,333 But 12th Street sure wasn't what I had in mind. 950 01:01:36,541 --> 01:01:39,002 So what if the act is a little shabby right now? 951 01:01:39,210 --> 01:01:42,756 Instead of buying longer costumes, I'm gonna get shorter boys. 952 01:01:42,964 --> 01:01:45,025 And that goes for Tulsa too. 953 01:01:45,675 --> 01:01:48,011 All that jigging. 954 01:02:01,358 --> 01:02:03,485 Say, that's pretty fancy footwork, Tulsa. 955 01:02:03,693 --> 01:02:05,403 Why don't you show it to Mrs. Hovick? 956 01:02:05,612 --> 01:02:07,238 It's just fooling around. 957 01:02:07,906 --> 01:02:11,284 Oh, well, you started fooling around about three months ago. 958 01:02:11,493 --> 01:02:13,703 He had to do something during the layoffs. 959 01:02:13,912 --> 01:02:18,708 Oh. I thought you were worried about the act. The way things are picking up... 960 01:02:18,917 --> 01:02:21,211 ...I wouldn't be surprised if you kids got paid. 961 01:02:21,419 --> 01:02:25,215 Things are looking so good, I might even treat you to an ice-cream soda. 962 01:02:26,007 --> 01:02:27,801 No, thank you. 963 01:02:28,426 --> 01:02:30,220 It's on me. 964 01:02:31,179 --> 01:02:34,015 Baby Ruth? Butterfinger? 965 01:02:34,224 --> 01:02:37,519 Well, Mama doesn't like us to eat just before a show. 966 01:02:38,269 --> 01:02:41,856 We don't always have to do what your mama likes, do we, Louise? 967 01:02:45,610 --> 01:02:47,404 Herbie? 968 01:02:51,950 --> 01:02:54,244 Oh, nothing. 969 01:02:56,371 --> 01:03:00,959 Tulsa, if you and the boys have any problems, just bring them to me, huh? 970 01:03:01,793 --> 01:03:02,836 Sure, Herbie. 971 01:03:10,468 --> 01:03:13,263 You can't blame him for trying to act like a big shot. 972 01:03:13,471 --> 01:03:15,390 Everybody knows he's just a stooge. 973 01:03:16,516 --> 01:03:18,810 He is not. 974 01:03:19,102 --> 01:03:20,728 I mean, we all depend on him. 975 01:03:20,937 --> 01:03:22,897 I like Herbie. We all do. 976 01:03:25,150 --> 01:03:28,695 You didn't tell him, did you? I mean that you're rehearsing for a team? 977 01:03:28,903 --> 01:03:30,530 How did you know I was? 978 01:03:30,780 --> 01:03:32,866 I saw you practicing after the matinee. 979 01:03:33,074 --> 01:03:34,451 - I was up in the fly. - Louise! 980 01:03:34,659 --> 01:03:38,788 Oh, I wouldn't tell anybody, Tulsa, honest. 981 01:03:38,997 --> 01:03:42,125 I'm very secretive. Just like you. 982 01:03:45,170 --> 01:03:46,170 Look. 983 01:03:47,505 --> 01:03:49,132 See? 984 01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:51,843 That's what that means in your palm. 985 01:03:53,970 --> 01:03:56,973 And this means that you make up dreams. 986 01:03:57,182 --> 01:03:59,517 Just like me. See? 987 01:04:01,311 --> 01:04:04,272 And what do you make up dreams about, Louise? 988 01:04:06,357 --> 01:04:08,485 Oh... 989 01:04:09,194 --> 01:04:10,361 People. 990 01:04:10,904 --> 01:04:12,363 I do that too. 991 01:04:14,199 --> 01:04:17,535 Yes, but yours are about a partner for your act. 992 01:04:17,827 --> 01:04:20,330 Oh, she's gonna be more than a partner, I hope. 993 01:04:21,623 --> 01:04:24,000 I mean, I dream. 994 01:04:28,046 --> 01:04:30,006 Well, you know. 995 01:04:32,050 --> 01:04:34,844 What would she have to be like, Tulsa? 996 01:04:35,053 --> 01:04:37,514 A real wonderful dancer and a singer, I guess. 997 01:04:38,014 --> 01:04:42,018 Oh, no, I'm gonna do most of that. I don't mean I'm gonna hog it all... 998 01:04:42,227 --> 01:04:45,021 ...but, well, they always look at the girl in a dance team. 999 01:04:45,230 --> 01:04:46,523 Especially if she's pretty. 1000 01:04:50,235 --> 01:04:53,321 Makeup could help, and costumes. 1001 01:04:53,863 --> 01:04:57,116 I've got the costumes all figured out. A blue satin tux for me. 1002 01:04:58,409 --> 01:04:59,869 With rhinestone lapels? 1003 01:05:00,787 --> 01:05:02,872 - You think? - I'll sew them on. 1004 01:05:03,081 --> 01:05:04,541 Okay. Thanks. 1005 01:05:04,749 --> 01:05:07,794 Well, you see, I pretend-- Oh, this is a mirror. 1006 01:05:08,002 --> 01:05:10,964 I take a comb and comb my hair. 1007 01:05:11,172 --> 01:05:13,550 Take a flower... 1008 01:05:13,758 --> 01:05:17,595 ...smell it and put it in my lapel. 1009 01:05:18,221 --> 01:05:20,848 And then I spot the audience. 1010 01:05:21,057 --> 01:05:23,551 ♪ Once my clothes were shabby ♪ 1011 01:05:23,660 --> 01:05:26,190 ♪ Tailors called me Cabbie ♪ 1012 01:05:26,391 --> 01:05:28,665 ♪ So I took a vow ♪ 1013 01:05:28,856 --> 01:05:31,100 ♪ Said, "This bum'll be Beau Brummell" ♪ 1014 01:05:31,209 --> 01:05:33,753 ♪ Now I'm smooth and snappy ♪ 1015 01:05:33,903 --> 01:05:36,239 ♪ Now my tailor's happy ♪ 1016 01:05:36,447 --> 01:05:38,408 ♪ I'm the cat's meow ♪ 1017 01:05:38,616 --> 01:05:41,311 ♪ My wardrobe is a wow ♪ 1018 01:05:41,519 --> 01:05:43,797 ♪ Paris silk ♪ 1019 01:05:44,205 --> 01:05:46,583 ♪ Harris tweed ♪ 1020 01:05:46,791 --> 01:05:51,170 ♪ There's only one thing I need ♪ 1021 01:05:51,796 --> 01:05:53,923 ♪ Got my tweed pressed ♪ 1022 01:05:54,132 --> 01:05:56,884 ♪ Got my best vest ♪ 1023 01:05:57,135 --> 01:05:59,262 ♪ All I need now ♪ 1024 01:05:59,470 --> 01:06:02,307 ♪ Is the girl ♪ 1025 01:06:02,515 --> 01:06:04,934 ♪ Got my striped tie ♪ 1026 01:06:05,143 --> 01:06:07,645 ♪ Got my hopes high ♪ 1027 01:06:07,895 --> 01:06:09,772 ♪ Got the time and the place ♪ 1028 01:06:09,981 --> 01:06:11,399 ♪ And I got rhythm ♪ 1029 01:06:11,608 --> 01:06:14,402 ♪ Now all I need's a girl To go with them ♪ 1030 01:06:14,652 --> 01:06:18,323 ♪ If she'll just appear ♪ 1031 01:06:18,531 --> 01:06:24,954 ♪ We'll take this big town for a whirl ♪ 1032 01:06:25,163 --> 01:06:27,874 ♪ And if she'll say ♪ 1033 01:06:28,082 --> 01:06:29,542 ♪ "My darling, I'm yours" ♪ 1034 01:06:29,751 --> 01:06:33,212 ♪ I'll throw away my striped tie ♪ 1035 01:06:33,463 --> 01:06:36,299 ♪ And my best pressed tweed ♪ 1036 01:06:36,507 --> 01:06:41,262 ♪ All I really need is the girl ♪ 1037 01:06:47,977 --> 01:06:50,605 I start easy, you see? 1038 01:06:55,068 --> 01:06:58,029 Now I'm more debonair. 1039 01:07:01,574 --> 01:07:03,993 Shh. 1040 01:07:12,210 --> 01:07:13,836 Break. 1041 01:07:17,382 --> 01:07:19,592 And I sell it here. 1042 01:07:20,551 --> 01:07:22,804 I start this step, see. 1043 01:07:24,013 --> 01:07:26,140 And then I build it. 1044 01:07:27,350 --> 01:07:29,519 And now I double it. 1045 01:07:34,190 --> 01:07:36,943 She appears all in white. 1046 01:07:37,860 --> 01:07:40,238 I take her hand... 1047 01:07:41,406 --> 01:07:43,408 ...and I kiss it... 1048 01:07:47,245 --> 01:07:49,539 ...and lead her on the floor. 1049 01:08:06,597 --> 01:08:09,600 This step is good for the costume. 1050 01:08:13,604 --> 01:08:15,857 Astaire bit. 1051 01:08:25,825 --> 01:08:29,245 ♪ Now we waltz ♪ 1052 01:08:29,454 --> 01:08:32,540 ♪ Strings come in ♪ 1053 01:08:49,140 --> 01:08:51,392 Then I lift her. 1054 01:08:53,269 --> 01:08:55,563 Again. 1055 01:08:57,565 --> 01:08:59,317 Once more. 1056 01:09:12,747 --> 01:09:15,625 And now the tempo changes... 1057 01:09:15,833 --> 01:09:18,669 ...and all the lights come up. 1058 01:09:18,878 --> 01:09:23,132 And I build for the finale. 1059 01:09:24,008 --> 01:09:26,385 Louise, that's it. Over here. 1060 01:09:26,636 --> 01:09:28,471 Give me your hand. 1061 01:09:28,679 --> 01:09:30,640 Now follow me. 1062 01:09:30,848 --> 01:09:32,016 That's it, Louise. 1063 01:09:32,225 --> 01:09:34,143 Now do it faster. 1064 01:09:34,352 --> 01:09:36,938 That's it. Charleston front. 1065 01:09:37,146 --> 01:09:38,981 Do it again. 1066 01:09:39,732 --> 01:09:41,943 Do it again. 1067 01:09:42,485 --> 01:09:44,529 Turn. 1068 01:09:45,029 --> 01:09:46,823 Louise. 1069 01:10:00,878 --> 01:10:04,757 So okay, they keep on making garages out of vaudeville houses... 1070 01:10:04,966 --> 01:10:07,510 ...and bowling alleys and stuff like that. 1071 01:10:07,718 --> 01:10:09,136 But kill vaudeville? 1072 01:10:09,345 --> 01:10:11,305 Did you ever hear such banana oil? 1073 01:10:11,514 --> 01:10:12,974 There was still Omaha. 1074 01:10:13,182 --> 01:10:15,810 So we were a smash, like usual... 1075 01:10:16,018 --> 01:10:20,147 ...and then made tracks for a sensational engagement in Dallas. 1076 01:10:20,356 --> 01:10:22,358 As we waited for the train, I was high. 1077 01:10:22,567 --> 01:10:25,778 Just had a feeling everything was gonna be dipsy-doodle. 1078 01:10:25,987 --> 01:10:28,030 You know how you are sometimes. 1079 01:10:28,239 --> 01:10:31,200 There's just something in the air. 1080 01:10:31,409 --> 01:10:33,244 Say, have you guys seen Louise and June? 1081 01:10:33,452 --> 01:10:36,747 - And why is everyone late tonight? - We'd like to talk to you, Herbie. 1082 01:10:36,956 --> 01:10:39,709 Let me find out whether the train's on time. 1083 01:10:40,209 --> 01:10:42,044 Is the southbound train on schedule? 1084 01:10:42,253 --> 01:10:44,881 Well, I wouldn't say it is and I wouldn't say it ain't. 1085 01:10:45,089 --> 01:10:46,966 But you got time for a bowl of chili. 1086 01:10:47,216 --> 01:10:48,259 Thanks. 1087 01:10:48,467 --> 01:10:51,095 We have a short wait. Why don't you get a cup of java? 1088 01:10:51,304 --> 01:10:52,847 We ain't going, we're quitting. 1089 01:10:53,055 --> 01:10:55,600 Come on, Tulsa. You've been threatening that for years. 1090 01:10:55,808 --> 01:10:57,518 - It's the truth. - We're not kidding. 1091 01:10:57,727 --> 01:10:59,687 No, sir. 1092 01:11:00,730 --> 01:11:02,398 Tell her, Herbie. 1093 01:11:05,067 --> 01:11:09,280 The boys are kind of unhappy. Nothing serious. I'll straighten it out. 1094 01:11:09,488 --> 01:11:12,491 - You can't straighten it out. - Mrs. Hovick, we're finished. 1095 01:11:12,742 --> 01:11:16,495 We want our rail road tickets and we're going in the other direction. 1096 01:11:18,122 --> 01:11:21,417 - You're walking out on the act? - They don't mean anything of the kind. 1097 01:11:21,626 --> 01:11:24,253 They're kids, and every once in a while they get upset. 1098 01:11:24,545 --> 01:11:28,674 Well, when they get upset, I get upset and I don't like it. 1099 01:11:28,883 --> 01:11:30,426 So shut your traps. 1100 01:11:30,635 --> 01:11:32,053 Now, where are June and Louise? 1101 01:11:32,261 --> 01:11:34,263 Never should've let them go to the movies. 1102 01:11:34,513 --> 01:11:36,641 But they're so crazy about that John Gilbert. 1103 01:11:36,849 --> 01:11:39,143 Mrs. Hovick, you've got to believe us. 1104 01:11:39,352 --> 01:11:42,688 It's nothing personal, but we're quitting the act. 1105 01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:46,275 I told you in Klamath Falls I didn't want boys. Boys are troublemakers. 1106 01:11:46,484 --> 01:11:49,111 - I wanted girls all the time. - But we got boys, Rose. 1107 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:51,030 Just let me talk to them, will you? 1108 01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,531 Now, look, fellas, Angie... 1109 01:11:52,782 --> 01:11:54,659 ...I've always been your friend. Listen. 1110 01:11:54,867 --> 01:11:57,453 Now, don't lower yourself to argue, Herbie. 1111 01:11:57,662 --> 01:12:00,456 These rats wanna quit the act, let them quit. 1112 01:12:00,665 --> 01:12:03,000 They want rail road tickets, give them bus tickets. 1113 01:12:03,209 --> 01:12:05,169 - What's keeping those girls? - We got time. 1114 01:12:05,378 --> 01:12:06,963 Now, look, fellas... 1115 01:12:07,171 --> 01:12:11,801 - ...I know that we've had layoffs-- - It isn't that, Herbie, we're too old. 1116 01:12:12,843 --> 01:12:13,844 Would you be too old... 1117 01:12:14,053 --> 01:12:17,473 ...if we could see our way clear to increasing your salary? 1118 01:12:17,682 --> 01:12:19,100 Increase what salary? 1119 01:12:19,308 --> 01:12:21,435 - Herbie's been paying us-- - Moron! 1120 01:12:21,644 --> 01:12:25,439 How long will it take you to get used to me, Rose? 1121 01:12:25,648 --> 01:12:27,608 Button your coat. 1122 01:12:27,858 --> 01:12:30,319 Ingrates. You take bread out of that man's mouth... 1123 01:12:30,528 --> 01:12:32,655 ...and spit in his face. As the Lord says... 1124 01:12:32,863 --> 01:12:35,241 ...good riddance to bad rubbish. Give them tickets. 1125 01:12:35,449 --> 01:12:37,159 They were sloughing the act anyway. 1126 01:12:39,036 --> 01:12:41,831 Okay. Okay. 1127 01:12:42,748 --> 01:12:43,833 Thanks, Herbie. 1128 01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:46,335 Oh, we'd also like Joe's ticket. 1129 01:12:46,544 --> 01:12:48,421 Joe's leaving too? 1130 01:12:49,088 --> 01:12:51,549 - That leaves us just with Jerry. - Well, not exactly. 1131 01:12:51,757 --> 01:12:54,010 Jerry's already gone. On his own. 1132 01:12:54,218 --> 01:12:56,220 Where you been? Where's the baby? 1133 01:12:56,429 --> 01:12:58,389 You let her stay for the second show? 1134 01:12:58,681 --> 01:13:00,307 No, Mama, we didn't go to the show. 1135 01:13:00,516 --> 01:13:02,810 I've been looking for the baby all over the place. 1136 01:13:03,019 --> 01:13:04,645 I finally went back to the hotel... 1137 01:13:04,854 --> 01:13:06,480 ...and the room clerk gave me this. 1138 01:13:06,689 --> 01:13:08,482 - What's she writing for? - I don't know. 1139 01:13:08,691 --> 01:13:11,485 - What's in it? - I'll read it to you, Mama. 1140 01:13:12,737 --> 01:13:15,865 I can read my own letters, thank you. 1141 01:13:18,075 --> 01:13:21,370 I've had a dream. Me. 1142 01:13:21,579 --> 01:13:25,124 My dream was like a nightmare, Mama. I dreamed I was a very old lady... 1143 01:13:25,374 --> 01:13:29,253 ...but I was still Dainty June, still doing the same old act. 1144 01:13:29,462 --> 01:13:32,548 I was so ashamed of myself, I ran away, Mama. 1145 01:13:32,757 --> 01:13:35,051 From the act, from you, from your dreams... 1146 01:13:35,259 --> 01:13:38,345 ...because they only made you happy. If I want a dream of my own... 1147 01:13:38,554 --> 01:13:40,765 ...my very own, I have to be like you, Mama. 1148 01:13:40,973 --> 01:13:42,349 I have to fight for it. 1149 01:13:42,558 --> 01:13:47,063 I started toward my dream three weeks ago in between shows. I-- 1150 01:13:52,735 --> 01:13:55,279 I married Jerry." 1151 01:14:16,550 --> 01:14:21,639 "Please don't worry about me, Mama. 1152 01:14:21,931 --> 01:14:27,103 Maybe I'm enough like you to make my dream come true... 1153 01:14:27,311 --> 01:14:31,065 ...to grow up and be a real actress. 1154 01:14:31,273 --> 01:14:36,612 I'll always love you and Louise, Mama... 1155 01:14:36,821 --> 01:14:41,659 ...and I'll always be grateful to Herbie. 1156 01:14:41,867 --> 01:14:43,661 June." 1157 01:14:47,665 --> 01:14:49,125 When did they leave? 1158 01:14:49,333 --> 01:14:54,130 - Did she tell you where they were going? - No. Nothing. Honest. 1159 01:14:54,338 --> 01:14:56,298 I'll call the cops. 1160 01:14:56,507 --> 01:14:58,634 They'll find them, Rose, and bring them back. 1161 01:14:58,843 --> 01:15:01,011 Herbie, I don't think you should call the cops. 1162 01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:04,974 It's gotta be against the law for a 13-year-old to be marrying. 1163 01:15:05,724 --> 01:15:08,811 Rose, she must have lied about her age. 1164 01:15:10,938 --> 01:15:13,190 I'm gonna call the police. 1165 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:17,194 I'd better get her ammonia. I think it's in her valise. 1166 01:15:18,737 --> 01:15:20,948 Can I use your phone? I gotta call the police. 1167 01:15:24,368 --> 01:15:28,164 This little girl, underage, who married a boy... 1168 01:15:28,372 --> 01:15:29,999 - How old are they? - The girl's 13. 1169 01:15:30,207 --> 01:15:31,542 The boy is 17, 18. 1170 01:15:31,750 --> 01:15:34,545 Well, there's nothing illegal about that in this state. 1171 01:15:34,753 --> 01:15:38,674 It's legal for a girl at 12 and legal for a boy at 16. 1172 01:15:38,883 --> 01:15:42,636 This is pioneer country and we've never changed the law. 1173 01:15:43,345 --> 01:15:45,681 - I still wanna call the cops. - Well, come on in. 1174 01:15:45,890 --> 01:15:49,018 You won't hear any different from them than from me. 1175 01:15:50,019 --> 01:15:51,896 Could we have the tickets? We gotta go. 1176 01:15:52,104 --> 01:15:54,690 - The police department. - I fixed up an act of my own-- 1177 01:15:54,899 --> 01:15:56,817 - Get moving. - Don't be sore, Herbie. 1178 01:15:57,026 --> 01:15:59,570 It ain't our fault the act's washed up. 1179 01:16:02,907 --> 01:16:04,241 Goodbye, Herbie. 1180 01:16:04,742 --> 01:16:08,370 Hey, fellas, good luck. 1181 01:16:08,579 --> 01:16:09,747 - Thanks, Herbie. - Thanks. 1182 01:16:09,955 --> 01:16:11,582 Good luck to you too, Herbie. 1183 01:16:11,790 --> 01:16:12,875 Good luck, Louise. 1184 01:16:18,631 --> 01:16:20,549 Come on, Yonkers. 1185 01:16:22,593 --> 01:16:23,886 Goodbye, Louise. 1186 01:16:29,225 --> 01:16:31,018 Goodbye? 1187 01:16:31,227 --> 01:16:35,064 - You mean you're all going away? - Yeah, all of us. 1188 01:16:35,272 --> 01:16:39,360 Gee, I'm sick about it, but I gotta think of my future. 1189 01:16:40,694 --> 01:16:42,238 Why didn't you tell me, Tulsa? 1190 01:16:42,446 --> 01:16:44,907 Like you once said, Louise, it's in my palm. 1191 01:16:45,115 --> 01:16:47,076 I keep secrets the way you do. 1192 01:16:47,284 --> 01:16:50,120 Listen, I would've loved June to be my partner. 1193 01:16:53,123 --> 01:16:55,084 I know. 1194 01:16:56,710 --> 01:16:59,421 - You'll find another one. - And what will you do, Louise? 1195 01:17:01,966 --> 01:17:03,926 Well, I hope we run into each other again. 1196 01:17:04,134 --> 01:17:06,095 Maybe we'll even play on the same bill. 1197 01:17:06,303 --> 01:17:08,222 Yeah. Maybe. 1198 01:17:08,430 --> 01:17:10,766 You're a great girl. You're the cat's whiskers. 1199 01:17:10,975 --> 01:17:13,811 That's what we all say. You're just like one of the boys. 1200 01:17:15,271 --> 01:17:19,566 Yeah, that's me, all right, one of the boys. 1201 01:17:20,442 --> 01:17:21,527 Thank you, Tulsa. 1202 01:17:26,031 --> 01:17:27,950 I just talked to the authorities. 1203 01:17:28,158 --> 01:17:30,369 There's no way we can get June back. 1204 01:17:31,245 --> 01:17:32,621 What are we gonna do? 1205 01:17:34,164 --> 01:17:35,332 Rose. 1206 01:17:37,001 --> 01:17:39,628 Rose. Honey, listen. 1207 01:17:40,504 --> 01:17:42,214 I'm still in the candy business. 1208 01:17:42,423 --> 01:17:44,633 It's steady, 52 weeks a year, every year. 1209 01:17:44,842 --> 01:17:46,927 I'll be a district manager, we can stay put... 1210 01:17:47,136 --> 01:17:49,763 ...have a home of our own. Louise can go to school. 1211 01:17:50,973 --> 01:17:52,558 Rose? 1212 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:55,102 Rose. 1213 01:17:56,687 --> 01:17:58,605 Rose, you still got Herbie. 1214 01:17:59,148 --> 01:18:01,442 You can marry me and I promise you won't have... 1215 01:18:01,650 --> 01:18:05,195 ...one single worry for the rest of your life. Rose, don't you want that? 1216 01:18:07,906 --> 01:18:09,742 Yes. 1217 01:18:09,950 --> 01:18:12,745 Oh, Mama, say yes- 1218 01:18:14,079 --> 01:18:17,666 - Herbie? - You read palms, I read minds. It's okay. 1219 01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:19,668 It's all gonna be fine now, honey. 1220 01:18:19,877 --> 01:18:23,213 Everything happens for the best. Okay, so the act is finished... 1221 01:18:23,422 --> 01:18:28,260 ...but you and me and our daughter, we're gonna have a home of our own. 1222 01:18:28,469 --> 01:18:30,346 Say, we even got a cow for the backyard. 1223 01:18:30,637 --> 01:18:34,641 We're gonna be the best damned homebodies you ever saw. 1224 01:18:34,850 --> 01:18:38,145 The boys walked because they think the act's finished. 1225 01:18:38,354 --> 01:18:40,522 They think we're nothing. 1226 01:18:40,731 --> 01:18:42,149 Well, let them walk. 1227 01:18:42,358 --> 01:18:45,152 Let them all walk. I don't need any of them. 1228 01:18:45,736 --> 01:18:47,029 They needed me. 1229 01:18:48,405 --> 01:18:50,407 I'm used to people walking out. 1230 01:18:51,241 --> 01:18:54,036 When my own mother did it, I cried for a week. 1231 01:18:54,244 --> 01:18:56,121 Your father did it. 1232 01:18:56,330 --> 01:18:59,041 Then the man I married after him did it. 1233 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,378 Well, this time I'm not crying. 1234 01:19:02,586 --> 01:19:05,047 Because I don't need any of them. 1235 01:19:05,255 --> 01:19:06,882 I'm the electricity. 1236 01:19:07,091 --> 01:19:09,385 I was always the electricity. Who made the act? 1237 01:19:09,593 --> 01:19:13,889 I made it. And I can make it again. And I will, I swear I will. 1238 01:19:16,392 --> 01:19:18,894 This time I'm gonna do it for you. 1239 01:19:20,270 --> 01:19:23,607 This time I'm gonna make you a star, baby. 1240 01:19:23,816 --> 01:19:27,569 We're gonna have all new costumes, all new people, all new everything. 1241 01:19:27,778 --> 01:19:29,446 It's like being born all over again. 1242 01:19:29,655 --> 01:19:32,116 We got everything ahead of us. Take a look at our new star. 1243 01:19:32,324 --> 01:19:35,202 - Rose. - Look at her, look at her. You're right. 1244 01:19:35,536 --> 01:19:38,997 This is today and everything else is yesterday's mashed potatoes. 1245 01:19:39,248 --> 01:19:40,332 Finished? 1246 01:19:40,541 --> 01:19:41,917 Why, we're just beginning. 1247 01:19:42,126 --> 01:19:44,920 And this time nothing's gonna stop us. 1248 01:19:49,633 --> 01:19:52,052 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 1249 01:19:52,803 --> 01:19:56,890 ♪ A dream about you, baby ♪ 1250 01:19:57,099 --> 01:20:01,145 ♪ It's gonna come true, baby ♪ 1251 01:20:01,353 --> 01:20:04,648 ♪ They think that we're through ♪ 1252 01:20:04,857 --> 01:20:07,776 ♪ But, baby ♪ 1253 01:20:08,444 --> 01:20:13,323 ♪ You'll be swell, you'll be great ♪ 1254 01:20:13,532 --> 01:20:16,869 ♪ Gonna have the whole world On a plate ♪ 1255 01:20:17,077 --> 01:20:20,622 ♪ Starting here, starting now ♪ 1256 01:20:20,831 --> 01:20:26,670 ♪ Honey, everything's coming up roses ♪ 1257 01:20:28,005 --> 01:20:31,300 ♪ Clear the decks, clear the tracks ♪ 1258 01:20:31,508 --> 01:20:34,928 ♪ You got nothing to do but relax ♪ 1259 01:20:35,137 --> 01:20:38,599 ♪ Blow a kiss, take a bow ♪ 1260 01:20:38,807 --> 01:20:43,937 ♪ Honey, everything's coming up roses ♪ 1261 01:20:46,356 --> 01:20:49,985 ♪ Now's your inning ♪ 1262 01:20:50,194 --> 01:20:53,322 ♪ Stand the world on its ear ♪ 1263 01:20:53,530 --> 01:20:57,034 ♪ Set it spinning ♪ 1264 01:20:57,242 --> 01:20:59,828 ♪ That'll be just the beginning ♪ 1265 01:21:00,037 --> 01:21:03,499 ♪ Curtain up, light the lights ♪ 1266 01:21:03,707 --> 01:21:07,169 ♪ You've got nothing to hit But the heights ♪ 1267 01:21:07,377 --> 01:21:10,672 ♪ You'll be swell, you'll be great ♪ 1268 01:21:10,881 --> 01:21:14,426 ♪ I can tell, just you wait ♪ 1269 01:21:14,635 --> 01:21:21,391 ♪ That lucky star I talk about is due ♪ 1270 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:26,980 ♪ Honey, everything's coming up roses ♪ 1271 01:21:27,189 --> 01:21:30,901 ♪ For me and for you ♪ 1272 01:21:34,446 --> 01:21:37,533 ♪ You can do it ♪ 1273 01:21:38,492 --> 01:21:40,827 ♪ All you need is a hand ♪ 1274 01:21:41,870 --> 01:21:45,332 ♪ We can do it ♪ 1275 01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:49,545 ♪ Mama is gonna see to it ♪ 1276 01:21:49,753 --> 01:21:53,257 ♪ Curtain up, light the lights ♪ 1277 01:21:53,465 --> 01:21:56,593 ♪ We got nothing to hit but the heights ♪ 1278 01:21:56,760 --> 01:22:00,013 ♪ I can tell, wait and see ♪ 1279 01:22:00,222 --> 01:22:03,892 ♪ There's the bell, follow me ♪ 1280 01:22:04,142 --> 01:22:10,899 ♪ And nothing's gonna stop us Till we're through ♪ 1281 01:22:11,108 --> 01:22:17,614 ♪ Honey, everything's coming up Roses and daffodils ♪ 1282 01:22:17,823 --> 01:22:24,079 ♪ Everything's coming up sunshine And Santa Claus ♪ 1283 01:22:24,288 --> 01:22:30,586 ♪ Everything's gonna be Bright lights and lollipops ♪ 1284 01:22:30,794 --> 01:22:35,924 ♪ Everything's coming up roses ♪ 1285 01:22:36,133 --> 01:22:39,693 ♪ For me and for ♪ 1286 01:22:39,894 --> 01:22:47,476 ♪ You ♪ 1287 01:23:02,659 --> 01:23:05,203 No. Oh, no. 1288 01:23:05,454 --> 01:23:07,956 That's not right, Louise. That's not right. 1289 01:23:08,665 --> 01:23:11,543 Sing out, Louise, sing out. 1290 01:23:11,752 --> 01:23:14,296 Let Mr. Ziegfeld hear you. 1291 01:23:16,089 --> 01:23:17,674 I got it. 1292 01:23:17,883 --> 01:23:19,635 I got it. 1293 01:23:20,177 --> 01:23:22,012 I had another dream. 1294 01:23:22,220 --> 01:23:24,014 Instead of boys we'll use girls. 1295 01:23:24,222 --> 01:23:25,932 And you know the cow in the act? 1296 01:23:26,141 --> 01:23:28,685 It's not gonna be a cow anymore, it's gonna be a bull. 1297 01:23:28,935 --> 01:23:30,437 So it's gonna be a bull. 1298 01:23:30,646 --> 01:23:33,607 Nice bull. It's a good idea. 1299 01:23:33,815 --> 01:23:36,026 And you're gonna be the bullfighter. 1300 01:23:36,234 --> 01:23:41,031 And you know what? We're calling the act "Madame Rose's Toreadorables." 1301 01:23:41,239 --> 01:23:43,700 Now all we need is the girls. 1302 01:23:43,909 --> 01:23:45,827 Yes, Mama. 1303 01:23:46,244 --> 01:23:48,538 All we need is the girls. 1304 01:23:48,747 --> 01:23:50,332 How are we gonna get them? 1305 01:23:51,917 --> 01:23:55,462 We'll get them, Uncle Jocko. 1306 01:24:00,258 --> 01:24:02,052 Herbie did the Uncle Jocko bit again... 1307 01:24:02,260 --> 01:24:05,305 ...and got us six girls for the act, semi-talented. 1308 01:24:05,514 --> 01:24:07,849 I didn't like the dough going out for hotels... 1309 01:24:08,058 --> 01:24:10,310 ...so I discovered the Army and Navy stores. 1310 01:24:10,519 --> 01:24:12,979 Surplus tents, for instance. 1311 01:24:14,481 --> 01:24:17,150 - Ready, Louise? - Yes, Mama. 1312 01:24:17,359 --> 01:24:19,611 - Ready, girls? - Yes, Madam Rose. 1313 01:24:19,820 --> 01:24:22,197 Remember, you mustn't be discouraged by the past. 1314 01:24:22,406 --> 01:24:24,866 You're artists of the theater. 1315 01:24:27,911 --> 01:24:31,123 Madam Rose's Toreadorables. 1316 01:24:39,589 --> 01:24:40,882 ♪ Extra! Extra! ♪ 1317 01:24:41,091 --> 01:24:44,177 ♪ Hey, look at the headlines Historical news is being made ♪ 1318 01:24:44,386 --> 01:24:45,429 ♪ 'Is being --' ♪ Sing out. 1319 01:24:45,637 --> 01:24:46,680 ♪ - Extra, extra! ♪ - Extra! 1320 01:24:46,888 --> 01:24:50,058 ♪ They're drawing a red line Around the biggest scoop of the decade ♪ 1321 01:24:50,267 --> 01:24:51,268 ♪ In the decade ♪ 1322 01:24:51,518 --> 01:24:54,229 ♪ A barrel of charm A fabulous thrill ♪ 1323 01:24:54,438 --> 01:24:57,566 ♪ - The biggest little headline in vaudeville - In vaudeville ♪ 1324 01:24:57,774 --> 01:25:00,527 ♪ Presenting in person ♪ 1325 01:25:00,777 --> 01:25:03,572 ♪ - That 5'3" bundle of dynamite ♪ - Sell it. 1326 01:25:03,780 --> 01:25:07,659 - Sell it, girls! ♪ - Senorita Louise ♪ 1327 01:25:09,369 --> 01:25:12,456 Well, come on, Louise, come on. 1328 01:25:21,965 --> 01:25:26,253 Olé, everybody. My name's Louise, what's yours? 1329 01:25:29,097 --> 01:25:31,642 Well, it's coming along. 1330 01:25:34,561 --> 01:25:36,062 Mama. 1331 01:25:36,938 --> 01:25:39,966 - I'm just no good at it. - Now, now, now, don't be silly. 1332 01:25:40,275 --> 01:25:42,319 All right, girls, let's try the finish. 1333 01:25:42,527 --> 01:25:45,046 After all, they'll forgive you anything if you've got a strong finish. 1334 01:25:45,155 --> 01:25:46,155 You're late. 1335 01:25:46,323 --> 01:25:48,325 Now, girls, let's make it stirring. 1336 01:25:53,663 --> 01:25:57,334 Pick up your feet, Louise, pick them up. Up, up. 1337 01:26:10,806 --> 01:26:12,808 I guess they're tired. 1338 01:26:13,016 --> 01:26:16,937 All right, girls, over to your tents. Get ready for bed. 1339 01:26:17,145 --> 01:26:18,145 Good night, Louise. 1340 01:26:18,313 --> 01:26:19,940 - Good night. - But it's still light. 1341 01:26:20,148 --> 01:26:22,651 Don't argue, go to bed. 1342 01:26:22,859 --> 01:26:27,155 And don't forget to write your mothers for money. 1343 01:26:27,364 --> 01:26:29,074 How'd it go in town? 1344 01:26:29,282 --> 01:26:30,659 Not even a benefit. 1345 01:26:30,867 --> 01:26:33,161 There're too un-American down here, that's what. 1346 01:26:33,370 --> 01:26:37,541 We better talk about heading north, soon as I tell the girls their bedtime story. 1347 01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:42,003 Rose, why do you make Louise wear that wig in the act? 1348 01:26:43,922 --> 01:26:45,841 Makes her look more like... 1349 01:26:48,218 --> 01:26:49,469 ...a star. 1350 01:26:50,053 --> 01:26:54,516 - And why do you keep the cow? - Herbie, if that cow goes, I go. 1351 01:26:54,724 --> 01:26:56,142 The act can be fixed. 1352 01:26:56,351 --> 01:26:58,854 If I was doing it for her sister, I'd have it all set. 1353 01:26:59,062 --> 01:27:00,480 But you're not. 1354 01:27:00,689 --> 01:27:02,399 And I'm not my sister. 1355 01:27:03,275 --> 01:27:05,318 She doesn't expect you to be. 1356 01:27:05,527 --> 01:27:10,740 Mama, I love you so much and I've tried hard as I could... 1357 01:27:10,949 --> 01:27:14,035 ...but the act is rotten and I'm rotten in it. 1358 01:27:14,744 --> 01:27:17,247 How do you like that? Typical of a kid. 1359 01:27:17,455 --> 01:27:20,792 - Mama, I've been wanting to say this-- - Always impatient. 1360 01:27:21,001 --> 01:27:22,460 - Mama-- - A few break-in dates... 1361 01:27:22,711 --> 01:27:24,588 - ...don't go so good-- - I'm not blond. 1362 01:27:24,796 --> 01:27:27,966 And I'm not my sister and I just can't do what she did. 1363 01:27:28,216 --> 01:27:30,594 - She's not asking you to. - Maybe you wanna... 1364 01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:33,680 - ...stay in show business. - Maybe? Why, it's our whole lives. 1365 01:27:33,889 --> 01:27:36,600 It's what we've been working for ever since you were born. 1366 01:27:36,808 --> 01:27:40,270 Oh, honey, maybe I have been on the wrong track about your material... 1367 01:27:40,478 --> 01:27:42,272 ...but I'll find out what you do best. 1368 01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:45,233 The Lord says, "You gotta take the rough with the smooth." 1369 01:27:45,442 --> 01:27:48,904 And you're lucky. You were born lucky, because you're not alone, see? 1370 01:27:49,112 --> 01:27:50,739 - Right, Herbie? - Right. 1371 01:27:52,490 --> 01:27:57,287 You know, we could get a nice refund on this if we'd ever paid for it. 1372 01:27:57,495 --> 01:28:00,582 How about getting peroxide and a carton of toothbrushes? 1373 01:28:00,790 --> 01:28:02,000 What for, Herbie? 1374 01:28:02,250 --> 01:28:03,835 Make them all blonds. 1375 01:28:04,794 --> 01:28:07,589 - I was only joking. - So was I, honey. 1376 01:28:07,797 --> 01:28:09,799 But why not do it? 1377 01:28:10,008 --> 01:28:13,720 - Louise, they're just children. - They're young girls, Mama. 1378 01:28:13,929 --> 01:28:15,764 With blond hair, they could be pretty. 1379 01:28:15,972 --> 01:28:19,559 With a stretch, it might work. Jazz up the act, make it easier to sell. 1380 01:28:19,768 --> 01:28:23,229 We could call it "Madam Rose and her Blond Babies." 1381 01:28:23,438 --> 01:28:25,899 - "Baby Blonds." - No, nothing with babies. 1382 01:28:26,107 --> 01:28:27,484 - Hollywood Blonds. - Yes. 1383 01:28:27,734 --> 01:28:30,445 All blonds except you, because you're the star. 1384 01:28:31,154 --> 01:28:36,743 If I'm the star then it should be Louise and her Hollywood Blonds. 1385 01:28:39,329 --> 01:28:42,457 Rose Louise and her Hollywood Blonds. 1386 01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:45,961 Okay. 1387 01:28:46,169 --> 01:28:49,047 Well, I told you everything would come up lollipops. 1388 01:28:49,297 --> 01:28:51,366 Herbie got us a two-week date. 1389 01:28:51,675 --> 01:28:54,761 And we were paid minimum plus, guaranteed in advance... 1390 01:28:54,970 --> 01:28:59,140 ...at the Wichita Opera House. We were on our way up again. 1391 01:28:59,349 --> 01:29:01,201 Nothing can stop Rose, 1392 01:29:01,502 --> 01:29:02,536 nothing. 1393 01:29:03,144 --> 01:29:08,858 Okay, okay, kill the traveler! That's right, trim it. Okay. 1394 01:29:09,067 --> 01:29:10,318 That's right. 1395 01:29:20,036 --> 01:29:25,083 - It's a real live theater. - With a real live stage. 1396 01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:30,880 - Don't you love it? - Oh, Marjorie May, We've arrived at last. 1397 01:29:32,966 --> 01:29:35,510 - Louise, look! - Look, Louise, look. 1398 01:29:35,677 --> 01:29:38,346 A real live theater. 1399 01:29:39,681 --> 01:29:42,726 Just like opening-day rehearsals used to be. 1400 01:29:42,934 --> 01:29:45,812 - Mama's gonna love it. - Will you kill them floods? 1401 01:29:46,021 --> 01:29:48,481 Will you shut your face? 1402 01:29:48,690 --> 01:29:52,610 - She isn't gonna love that. - Or that. 1403 01:29:52,861 --> 01:29:55,697 Slave, my fiddle. 1404 01:29:59,284 --> 01:30:00,744 What the hey? 1405 01:30:00,952 --> 01:30:05,248 - What kind of an act is that? - Yeah. 1406 01:30:05,790 --> 01:30:08,043 Okay, jailbait, you the Hollywood Blonds? 1407 01:30:08,251 --> 01:30:09,711 - Yes. I was-- - You're late. 1408 01:30:09,919 --> 01:30:13,131 - Oh, our car broke down and-- - Skip it. Some of you dogs can use... 1409 01:30:13,381 --> 01:30:17,343 ...that room, and the rest that one. The first you share with Tessie Tura... 1410 01:30:17,552 --> 01:30:19,554 - ...the Texas Twirler. - My mother doesn't-- 1411 01:30:19,763 --> 01:30:21,723 The second, Mazeppa, Revolutions in Dance. 1412 01:30:21,931 --> 01:30:24,100 - Now shake it up, will you? - Well-- 1413 01:30:24,350 --> 01:30:25,852 So... 1414 01:30:26,352 --> 01:30:29,397 ...you're the act that's supposed to keep the cops out, huh? 1415 01:30:30,231 --> 01:30:32,859 Boy, you must be lousy. 1416 01:30:34,069 --> 01:30:39,824 - It's a real live theater, all right. - He reminds me of my brother. 1417 01:30:40,033 --> 01:30:41,076 Don't start sniveling. 1418 01:30:41,284 --> 01:30:44,579 Amanda, take the cow and anything else into that first dressing room. 1419 01:30:44,788 --> 01:30:46,748 Take the girls into that second room... 1420 01:30:46,956 --> 01:30:51,002 - ...and start unpacking, huh? - I wanna go home. 1421 01:30:57,425 --> 01:31:00,095 Oooh! 1422 01:31:00,303 --> 01:31:02,597 Look at this. 1423 01:31:02,806 --> 01:31:08,061 That Tessie Tura must be a very fancy lady. 1424 01:31:11,940 --> 01:31:14,067 She must also be a pig. 1425 01:31:16,486 --> 01:31:18,029 Louise? 1426 01:31:18,238 --> 01:31:21,783 - Louise? - In here, Mama. Oh. 1427 01:31:21,991 --> 01:31:25,453 - Let me help you, Mama. - Baby, we're back in the theater. 1428 01:31:25,662 --> 01:31:27,455 We're back in a real live theater. 1429 01:31:27,664 --> 01:31:29,541 Mama, I think we ought to talk to Herbie. 1430 01:31:29,749 --> 01:31:32,502 - Really think we ought to. - He went to check our billing. 1431 01:31:32,710 --> 01:31:35,296 Oh, good morning. Good morning, I-- 1432 01:31:46,307 --> 01:31:47,684 It ain't weighted right. 1433 01:31:54,315 --> 01:31:57,652 It scratches the devil out of me and it just don't bump when I do. 1434 01:31:57,861 --> 01:32:01,072 Maybe there's something wrong with your bumper. 1435 01:32:01,739 --> 01:32:03,491 Big joke. 1436 01:32:03,700 --> 01:32:08,663 I'm out there bumping my brains off with no action and she's being witty. 1437 01:32:10,915 --> 01:32:12,500 Hey, you with the neck. 1438 01:32:12,709 --> 01:32:16,713 I paid 6 bucks for that costume. Now back where you found it. 1439 01:32:16,921 --> 01:32:19,007 Yes, ma'am. 1440 01:32:41,571 --> 01:32:43,531 - Get the bags, the cow, the props. - Mama-- 1441 01:32:43,740 --> 01:32:47,035 You don't know what people are on stage, what kind of theater this is. 1442 01:32:47,243 --> 01:32:50,205 - Yes, I do. It's a house of burlesque. - A house of burlesque. 1443 01:32:50,413 --> 01:32:52,540 And you know what that is? Filth, that's what. 1444 01:32:52,749 --> 01:32:56,377 - When Herbie shows his face-- - I'm sure Herbie didn't know about it. 1445 01:32:56,586 --> 01:32:58,755 - Agnes. - He got the booking over the phone. 1446 01:32:58,963 --> 01:33:00,715 - Agnes? - Mama, we were all so happy. 1447 01:33:00,924 --> 01:33:03,551 - Agnes? Agnes. - Madam, you know my name is Amanda. 1448 01:33:03,718 --> 01:33:05,845 Your name's Agnes. I want you and the girls... 1449 01:33:06,054 --> 01:33:08,056 - ...out of this hellhole. - But Madam Rose-- 1450 01:33:08,264 --> 01:33:09,891 - March. March. Go. - Yes, ma'am. 1451 01:33:10,099 --> 01:33:12,977 Wait a minute. Wait in the other dressing room. 1452 01:33:14,312 --> 01:33:16,856 You take the rear end of the cow, I'll take the front. 1453 01:33:17,065 --> 01:33:21,527 What bags we can't carry your friend Herbie can pick up and carry himself. 1454 01:33:22,612 --> 01:33:23,988 Now, you listen to me, Louise. 1455 01:33:24,197 --> 01:33:26,824 - You think Herbie-- - This has nothing to do with Herbie. 1456 01:33:27,075 --> 01:33:29,160 - You don't know what burlesque is. - Yes, I do. 1457 01:33:29,369 --> 01:33:30,578 No, you don't. 1458 01:33:30,787 --> 01:33:32,789 No daughter of mine is gonna work burlesque. 1459 01:33:32,997 --> 01:33:34,749 And no daughter of any woman I know. 1460 01:33:34,958 --> 01:33:36,751 Well, then where are we gonna work? 1461 01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:41,047 You realize that vaudevillians won't live in the same hotel as burlesque people? 1462 01:33:42,465 --> 01:33:44,592 Mama, how much money do we have? 1463 01:33:45,510 --> 01:33:47,553 Including what's left of their allowances... 1464 01:33:47,762 --> 01:33:49,389 ...how much money do we have? 1465 01:33:51,683 --> 01:33:52,892 Something will turn up. 1466 01:33:53,101 --> 01:33:55,728 It has turned up and this is it. 1467 01:33:55,937 --> 01:33:59,732 Mama, we're flat broke. We've gotta take this job. 1468 01:33:59,941 --> 01:34:03,194 Even if you wanted to quit and go home we'd have to take it. 1469 01:34:06,656 --> 01:34:08,825 I had a dream. 1470 01:34:12,704 --> 01:34:15,456 - Mama-- - You're gonna like this one. 1471 01:34:15,665 --> 01:34:18,793 I had it over a week ago, only I didn't wanna tell you. 1472 01:34:19,002 --> 01:34:21,629 The cow came into my room. 1473 01:34:22,130 --> 01:34:26,134 But she wasn't dancing, smiling this time. 1474 01:34:26,426 --> 01:34:29,262 She was wheezing and kind of sad-like. 1475 01:34:29,637 --> 01:34:33,516 She came over to my bed and looked at me and she said: 1476 01:34:33,725 --> 01:34:36,769 "Rose, move over." 1477 01:34:38,688 --> 01:34:40,273 I'm sorry, Mama. 1478 01:34:41,107 --> 01:34:42,150 Why? 1479 01:34:42,358 --> 01:34:44,319 She didn't ask you to move over. 1480 01:34:45,194 --> 01:34:48,156 I mean, I'm sorry I'm not good enough in the act. 1481 01:34:48,364 --> 01:34:49,657 Oh. 1482 01:34:49,866 --> 01:34:52,994 It's the act that isn't good enough, baby. 1483 01:34:54,579 --> 01:34:55,663 Or something. 1484 01:34:56,706 --> 01:34:58,207 Rose? 1485 01:34:58,583 --> 01:35:00,001 Rose? 1486 01:35:00,293 --> 01:35:02,420 - In here, Herbie. - Rose, look, I didn't know. 1487 01:35:02,670 --> 01:35:06,382 - Loui-- Rose, I didn't know, believe me. - I do, honey. 1488 01:35:06,591 --> 01:35:08,259 Oh, what's the difference? 1489 01:35:08,468 --> 01:35:11,471 The money is good. It's only two weeks and maybe by that time... 1490 01:35:11,679 --> 01:35:15,308 - ...something will turn up. Right? - Right. 1491 01:35:15,516 --> 01:35:19,187 - Oh, you're a nice girl, Rose. Thank you. - Well, that's show business. 1492 01:35:19,395 --> 01:35:22,648 One good thing, I bet we get top billing. 1493 01:35:23,524 --> 01:35:26,778 Actually, you see, they had us lost in the middle, and I thought... 1494 01:35:26,986 --> 01:35:29,113 ...last would be better so that it reads: 1495 01:35:29,322 --> 01:35:31,366 "And Rose Louise and her Hollywood Blonds." 1496 01:35:31,574 --> 01:35:34,619 They're gonna use pictures. I'm making them put a box around it. 1497 01:35:34,827 --> 01:35:36,746 Forget the box, Herbie, and the pictures. 1498 01:35:36,954 --> 01:35:38,706 - Mama. - You don't know what they say. 1499 01:35:38,915 --> 01:35:41,542 But Herbie does. When a vaudeville act plays burlesque... 1500 01:35:41,751 --> 01:35:43,753 ...it means it's all washed up. 1501 01:35:43,961 --> 01:35:47,548 Herbie, nothing's gonna turn up for us, is it? 1502 01:35:49,759 --> 01:35:50,760 No. 1503 01:35:54,597 --> 01:35:57,016 I guess it is a pretty rotten act. 1504 01:35:57,308 --> 01:35:59,060 Oh, come on, honey, it's not the act. 1505 01:35:59,268 --> 01:36:03,272 Vaudeville is dead, stone-cold dead. 1506 01:36:03,481 --> 01:36:06,359 - Well, we sure tried though, didn't we? - We sure did. 1507 01:36:06,567 --> 01:36:08,778 - Right? - Right. 1508 01:36:09,987 --> 01:36:11,906 Herbie. 1509 01:36:13,241 --> 01:36:14,784 Say, I better get the cues ready. 1510 01:36:14,992 --> 01:36:17,620 Hey, Rose Louise, where's-- 1511 01:36:18,037 --> 01:36:21,332 - Where's your music? Your light cues? - I'll be right with you. 1512 01:36:22,458 --> 01:36:24,585 - You Rose Louise? - Yeah, I'm Rose Louise. 1513 01:36:24,794 --> 01:36:28,423 - Oh, Herbie. - Things are looking up. 1514 01:36:28,631 --> 01:36:32,760 Well, I got a show to open, Rose Louise, so move your butt. 1515 01:36:35,930 --> 01:36:38,266 Now, listen, you little punk. 1516 01:36:39,142 --> 01:36:42,728 For the next two weeks, you're gonna speak like a Sunday-school teacher. 1517 01:36:42,937 --> 01:36:46,983 You got something in this theater you probably never saw before: A lady. 1518 01:36:47,233 --> 01:36:48,734 Take a look. 1519 01:36:49,026 --> 01:36:52,655 That is a lady. And that is also a lady. 1520 01:36:53,489 --> 01:36:56,451 And every girl in this act is a lady, and don't you forget it. 1521 01:36:56,659 --> 01:36:58,161 Do you understand? 1522 01:36:58,369 --> 01:36:59,871 Yes, sir. 1523 01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:06,627 Now, get out there on that stage and I'll give you the cues when I'm ready. 1524 01:37:07,503 --> 01:37:08,880 Yes, sir. 1525 01:37:12,341 --> 01:37:15,761 Excuse me, ma'am. 1526 01:37:28,649 --> 01:37:31,319 Oh, sir, won't you give me your protection? 1527 01:37:31,527 --> 01:37:32,987 I'm a lady too. 1528 01:37:33,196 --> 01:37:36,199 Just let me by, lady, and there won't be any casualties. 1529 01:37:36,407 --> 01:37:37,825 Say, you're cute. 1530 01:37:38,034 --> 01:37:40,828 How about you and me going for a ride after the show? 1531 01:37:41,037 --> 01:37:42,205 All my seats are reserved. 1532 01:37:45,041 --> 01:37:48,169 The thing worked. Thanks to you. 1533 01:37:52,882 --> 01:37:56,636 - Well, if you ladies will excuse me... - We're very busy. 1534 01:37:56,844 --> 01:37:58,471 In my dressing room? 1535 01:37:58,679 --> 01:38:01,641 - In your dress--? Is--? - You heard me. 1536 01:38:01,849 --> 01:38:04,644 And I don't like sharing it any more than you do. 1537 01:38:04,852 --> 01:38:07,980 Particularly with a troupe from the Virgin Islands. 1538 01:38:08,189 --> 01:38:10,900 Now, don't start up on us, understand? 1539 01:38:11,108 --> 01:38:13,110 We're headliners from the Orpheum Circuit. 1540 01:38:13,361 --> 01:38:15,363 We were booked into this theater by mistake. 1541 01:38:15,571 --> 01:38:17,573 Weren't we all? 1542 01:38:18,115 --> 01:38:21,536 Say, who made that? 1543 01:38:21,744 --> 01:38:24,247 Oh, I did. I make all our costumes. 1544 01:38:24,914 --> 01:38:28,709 My, look at them ladylike little stitches. 1545 01:38:28,918 --> 01:38:31,254 That miserable broad who's been making my gowns... 1546 01:38:31,462 --> 01:38:32,922 ...must be using a fishhook. 1547 01:38:33,881 --> 01:38:34,882 What do you pay her? 1548 01:38:35,967 --> 01:38:38,386 Twenty-five bucks a gown and I provide the material. 1549 01:38:38,594 --> 01:38:40,680 - Thirty. Thirty. - She's new in the business. 1550 01:38:40,888 --> 01:38:43,849 - Who are you? Her mother? Thirty. - Yes. 1551 01:38:45,476 --> 01:38:48,437 - I'll get the material after the matinee. - It's a deal. 1552 01:38:48,646 --> 01:38:50,898 Louise, where's your toreador costume? 1553 01:38:51,107 --> 01:38:54,360 Oh, the girls must have it in the other dressing room with them. 1554 01:38:54,944 --> 01:38:58,114 Heaven knows what else they got in the dressing room with them. 1555 01:38:59,782 --> 01:39:02,910 From the way that dame walks, she would've made a good stripper... 1556 01:39:03,119 --> 01:39:04,745 ...in her day. 1557 01:39:08,666 --> 01:39:10,084 Tessie. 1558 01:39:10,293 --> 01:39:12,420 Tessie, I'm short a talking woman. 1559 01:39:12,628 --> 01:39:15,840 Tough. T-U-F. Tough. 1560 01:39:16,048 --> 01:39:18,426 The new comic won't use a chorus girl. 1561 01:39:18,634 --> 01:39:22,972 Then let him use Mazeppa. Everybody else has. 1562 01:39:26,183 --> 01:39:30,062 Now, you know Mazeppa's got her gladiator ballet just before his spot. 1563 01:39:30,271 --> 01:39:32,565 Let them cut the ballet. It stinks anyway. 1564 01:39:32,773 --> 01:39:34,650 Be a sport. I'm in a bind. 1565 01:39:35,151 --> 01:39:38,446 You're always in a bind in this flea-bitten trap. 1566 01:39:38,654 --> 01:39:41,616 I'm a strip woman, slob. I don't do no scenes. 1567 01:39:41,824 --> 01:39:43,159 Now, blow. 1568 01:39:45,077 --> 01:39:48,706 Have you ever heard of a first-class strip woman playing scenes? 1569 01:39:48,956 --> 01:39:50,958 Well, you play stock in a dump like this... 1570 01:39:51,167 --> 01:39:53,169 ...I guess you gotta expect to get insulted. 1571 01:39:53,377 --> 01:39:54,795 The work is steady, isn't it? 1572 01:39:55,004 --> 01:39:57,298 You bring a new star in for each show, don't you? 1573 01:39:57,506 --> 01:39:59,800 Tessie, it's just a few lines. 1574 01:40:00,009 --> 01:40:02,178 Fat boy, save your bad breath. 1575 01:40:02,428 --> 01:40:04,639 - I'll give you 10 bucks extra. - No. 1576 01:40:04,930 --> 01:40:07,433 - I can read lines. - Who are you? 1577 01:40:07,642 --> 01:40:10,478 Rose Louise, of Rose Louise and her Hollywood Blonds. 1578 01:40:10,686 --> 01:40:13,439 - Just a minute. What kind of lines? - You in her act? 1579 01:40:13,648 --> 01:40:15,274 - Well, not exactly-- - Shut up. 1580 01:40:15,483 --> 01:40:16,776 - How are your legs? - Great. 1581 01:40:16,984 --> 01:40:19,487 - And I'll learn her the scenes. - Okay, 10 bucks. 1582 01:40:19,695 --> 01:40:22,031 - Now-- - It's money, Mama. 1583 01:40:22,239 --> 01:40:25,326 So, what kind of lines is she gonna be reading out on that stage? 1584 01:40:25,534 --> 01:40:28,913 The same burlesque junk that's been said since the year 1. 1585 01:40:29,121 --> 01:40:31,707 - Well-- - Say, where you been all your life? 1586 01:40:31,916 --> 01:40:33,000 Playing vaudeville. 1587 01:40:33,209 --> 01:40:35,836 Where? In the Louvre? 1588 01:40:36,045 --> 01:40:39,590 You name any town in the United States and we've played it. 1589 01:40:39,799 --> 01:40:42,635 My grandpa says we've covered the country like gypsies. 1590 01:40:43,260 --> 01:40:45,971 Well, you may be a gypsy, Rose Louise, but you're-- 1591 01:40:46,180 --> 01:40:49,642 Say, that ain't a bad name if you ever take up stripping. 1592 01:40:51,018 --> 01:40:52,353 She won't. 1593 01:40:52,561 --> 01:40:54,814 No, but you'll let her feed lines to a comic... 1594 01:40:55,022 --> 01:40:56,816 ...for a lousy 10 bucks a week. 1595 01:40:57,024 --> 01:40:58,067 That's training. 1596 01:40:58,275 --> 01:41:00,945 She's gonna be a headliner. This is only temporary. 1597 01:41:01,153 --> 01:41:04,490 Just as soon as we finish here, she's going right back to vaudeville. 1598 01:41:04,907 --> 01:41:06,701 I better go talk to Herbie about this. 1599 01:41:06,909 --> 01:41:10,621 We never do anything without consulting our artists' representative. 1600 01:41:11,038 --> 01:41:14,208 I'd like to consult your artists' representative. 1601 01:41:14,417 --> 01:41:16,127 That's a man. 1602 01:41:16,335 --> 01:41:18,129 He and Mama are gonna be married. 1603 01:41:18,337 --> 01:41:20,881 She better grab him or she's dumber than she looks. 1604 01:41:21,090 --> 01:41:23,134 Don't you start calling my mother dumb. 1605 01:41:23,342 --> 01:41:26,011 She's a lot smarter than any of you. 1606 01:41:26,762 --> 01:41:32,476 Listen, we gotta share a dressing room. Let's smoke a peace pipe, okay? 1607 01:41:33,394 --> 01:41:34,520 I'm willing. 1608 01:41:34,729 --> 01:41:39,358 I hope so. Sharing a dressing room is like sleeping together. You don't get along-- 1609 01:41:39,567 --> 01:41:41,819 Miss Tura... 1610 01:41:42,069 --> 01:41:46,991 ...I'll thank you not to give the boss any notion that I would ever play scenes. 1611 01:41:47,199 --> 01:41:52,580 And one more disparaging remark about my ballet... 1612 01:41:52,788 --> 01:41:56,250 ...will find this bugle right in your eye. 1613 01:41:56,459 --> 01:41:57,835 Please! 1614 01:41:59,712 --> 01:42:01,422 There's a lady present. 1615 01:42:01,630 --> 01:42:02,798 Where? 1616 01:42:03,007 --> 01:42:06,093 Open your eyes instead of your mouth. 1617 01:42:06,302 --> 01:42:10,556 Gypsy, meet Miss Mazeppa, Miss Electra. 1618 01:42:11,182 --> 01:42:15,895 Say, you're even younger than I was when I started stripping. 1619 01:42:16,103 --> 01:42:17,605 Oh, I'm not gonna strip. 1620 01:42:19,273 --> 01:42:21,901 Something wrong with stripping? 1621 01:42:22,443 --> 01:42:25,446 No, I just meant I don't have any talent. 1622 01:42:25,654 --> 01:42:27,948 You think they have? 1623 01:42:29,158 --> 01:42:31,702 I myself, of course, was a ballerina... 1624 01:42:31,911 --> 01:42:36,957 ...but take it from me, to be a stripper, all you need to have is no talent. 1625 01:42:37,166 --> 01:42:39,960 You'll pardon me... 1626 01:42:40,169 --> 01:42:42,880 ...but to have no talent is not enough. 1627 01:42:43,130 --> 01:42:47,927 What you need to have is an idea that makes your strip special. 1628 01:42:49,303 --> 01:42:50,930 Come here. 1629 01:42:51,597 --> 01:42:53,766 Now, sit down here. 1630 01:42:55,976 --> 01:43:00,481 ♪ You can pull all the stops out Till they call the cops out ♪ 1631 01:43:00,689 --> 01:43:04,151 ♪ Grind till you're fined or you're banned ♪ 1632 01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:09,615 ♪ But you gotta get a gimmick If you wanna get a hand ♪ 1633 01:43:12,952 --> 01:43:17,164 ♪ You can sacrifice your sacro Working in the back row ♪ 1634 01:43:17,373 --> 01:43:20,376 ♪ Bump in a dump till you're dead ♪ 1635 01:43:20,918 --> 01:43:26,215 ♪ Kid, you gotta get a gimmick If you wanna get ahead ♪ 1636 01:43:29,176 --> 01:43:30,970 ♪ You can uh You can uh ♪ 1637 01:43:31,178 --> 01:43:33,180 ♪ You can uh, uh, uh ♪ 1638 01:43:33,931 --> 01:43:37,142 ♪ That's how burlesque was born ♪ 1639 01:43:37,351 --> 01:43:39,311 ♪ So I uh And I uh ♪ 1640 01:43:39,520 --> 01:43:41,397 ♪ And I uh, uh, uh ♪ 1641 01:43:41,647 --> 01:43:45,901 ♪ But I do it with a horn ♪ 1642 01:44:15,598 --> 01:44:17,602 ♪ Once I was a schlepper ♪ 1643 01:44:17,783 --> 01:44:19,786 ♪ Now I'm Miss Mazeppa ♪ 1644 01:44:19,894 --> 01:44:23,517 ♪ With my revolution in dance ♪ 1645 01:44:24,118 --> 01:44:26,125 ♪ You gotta have a gimmick ♪ 1646 01:44:26,233 --> 01:44:29,320 ♪ If you wanna have a chance ♪ 1647 01:44:32,114 --> 01:44:34,116 ♪ She can mm She can mm ♪ 1648 01:44:34,325 --> 01:44:36,201 ♪ She can mm, mm, mm ♪ 1649 01:44:37,328 --> 01:44:39,855 ♪ They'll never make her rich ♪ 1650 01:44:40,748 --> 01:44:42,750 ♪ Me, I uh And I uh ♪ 1651 01:44:42,958 --> 01:44:44,668 ♪ And I uh, uh, uh ♪ 1652 01:44:44,877 --> 01:44:48,631 ♪ But I do it with a switch ♪ 1653 01:44:59,934 --> 01:45:03,771 ♪ I'm electrifying And I'm not even trying ♪ 1654 01:45:03,979 --> 01:45:09,735 ♪ I never have to sweat to get paid 'Cause if you got a gimmick ♪ 1655 01:45:09,944 --> 01:45:13,113 ♪ Gypsy girl, you got it made ♪ 1656 01:45:19,370 --> 01:45:21,372 ♪ All them mm And them mm ♪ 1657 01:45:21,580 --> 01:45:23,457 ♪ And them um, um, um ♪ 1658 01:45:24,333 --> 01:45:26,877 ♪ Ain't gonna spell success ♪ 1659 01:45:27,503 --> 01:45:29,380 ♪ Me, I mm And I mm ♪ 1660 01:45:29,588 --> 01:45:31,340 ♪ And I mm, mm, mm ♪ 1661 01:45:31,548 --> 01:45:35,594 ♪ But I do it with finesse ♪ 1662 01:45:54,405 --> 01:45:58,242 ♪ Dressy Tessie Tura Is so much more demurer ♪ 1663 01:45:58,450 --> 01:46:04,164 ♪ Then all them other ladies because You gotta get a gimmick ♪ 1664 01:46:04,373 --> 01:46:08,502 ♪ If you wanna get applause ♪ 1665 01:46:10,462 --> 01:46:13,841 ♪ Do something special Anything that's fresh will ♪ 1666 01:46:14,049 --> 01:46:17,720 ♪ Do something special Anything that's fresh will ♪ 1667 01:46:17,928 --> 01:46:21,640 ♪ Earn you a big fat cigar ♪ 1668 01:46:21,849 --> 01:46:25,644 ♪ You're more than just a mimic When you got a gimmick ♪ 1669 01:46:25,853 --> 01:46:29,690 ♪ Take a look how different we are ♪ 1670 01:46:37,906 --> 01:46:41,118 ♪ If you wanna make it Twinkle while you shake it ♪ 1671 01:46:41,368 --> 01:46:45,122 ♪ If you wanna grind it Wait till you've refined it ♪ 1672 01:46:45,372 --> 01:46:49,126 ♪ If you wanna bump it Bump it with a trumpet ♪ 1673 01:46:49,376 --> 01:46:56,550 ♪ So get yourself a gimmick And you too can be a star ♪ 1674 01:47:19,615 --> 01:47:21,158 Herbie. 1675 01:47:24,286 --> 01:47:27,247 - Hello, Herbie. - Hello, Rose. 1676 01:47:29,333 --> 01:47:30,918 You win. 1677 01:47:32,169 --> 01:47:34,171 We've come to the end. 1678 01:47:35,631 --> 01:47:38,425 Guess we'd better make some new plans. 1679 01:47:39,593 --> 01:47:42,971 Herbie, how about marrying me? 1680 01:47:44,306 --> 01:47:48,227 Sure. Sure. Sure. 1681 01:47:48,894 --> 01:47:50,229 I love you, you know. 1682 01:47:50,813 --> 01:47:52,731 Yeah, I do. 1683 01:47:54,274 --> 01:47:56,235 Let's do it today. 1684 01:47:57,152 --> 01:48:00,280 - Not while we're still in burlesque. - The day we close. 1685 01:48:00,489 --> 01:48:04,785 It's a deal. Oh, Herbie. 1686 01:48:05,160 --> 01:48:09,331 - I do, I do. - Oh, so do I, Rose. 1687 01:48:34,439 --> 01:48:36,150 Come in. 1688 01:48:38,694 --> 01:48:43,907 I'll bet you thought I forgot, right? Not Herbie. 1689 01:48:44,116 --> 01:48:46,869 I remember everything, including the wedding bouquet... 1690 01:48:47,077 --> 01:48:49,204 ...the finest in Wichita. 1691 01:48:49,705 --> 01:48:51,498 Thanks, Herbie. 1692 01:48:51,790 --> 01:48:57,171 - They're knockouts. Aren't they? - They sure are knockouts, Herbie. 1693 01:48:58,797 --> 01:49:02,509 Hey, hey, hey, stop packing and talk to me! 1694 01:49:03,552 --> 01:49:07,514 - Oh, gosh, this is the great clay. - Shh, shh. 1695 01:49:08,515 --> 01:49:10,642 I can't help it. I'm nervous. Why aren't you? 1696 01:49:10,851 --> 01:49:13,520 - I've never been so nervous. - You've never been married. 1697 01:49:13,729 --> 01:49:16,982 You've never been married before like you're gonna be this time. 1698 01:49:17,191 --> 01:49:20,736 She's a little sad too. You know, about the girls. 1699 01:49:20,944 --> 01:49:23,030 Oh, Rose, honey, I know what you're feeling. 1700 01:49:23,238 --> 01:49:27,117 It ain't easy to give this up after all these years, but you'll never regret it. 1701 01:49:27,326 --> 01:49:31,038 I ought to shut up, but I can't help it. I'm getting everything I wanted. 1702 01:49:31,246 --> 01:49:34,708 Including a fancy ceremony and bridesmaids. 1703 01:49:34,917 --> 01:49:38,295 What the minister's gonna say when he gets a load of that blond hair... 1704 01:49:38,545 --> 01:49:40,756 ...I don't know. I don't know. 1705 01:49:40,964 --> 01:49:44,176 Let's hope he's colorblind. What difference does it make? 1706 01:49:44,635 --> 01:49:50,349 All he has to ask in exactly one hour is, "Do you, Rose, take him, Herbie?" 1707 01:49:50,557 --> 01:49:55,270 And you know what I'm gonna answer? "I, Rose, take you, Herbie." 1708 01:49:55,520 --> 01:49:56,521 Thank you. 1709 01:49:57,022 --> 01:49:58,690 Thank you. 1710 01:50:00,817 --> 01:50:02,569 I better get these bags in the car. 1711 01:50:02,778 --> 01:50:04,571 I don't know why I stay in this business. 1712 01:50:04,780 --> 01:50:06,573 If it ain't one headache it's another. 1713 01:50:06,782 --> 01:50:09,743 - Shh! They'll hear you out front. - It's my theater. Let them. 1714 01:50:09,952 --> 01:50:12,829 Last week no talking woman, the week before no second banana. 1715 01:50:13,080 --> 01:50:16,166 You knew that broad wasn't gonna be here. Why did you start? 1716 01:50:16,375 --> 01:50:18,418 She don't go on till next to closing. 1717 01:50:18,627 --> 01:50:22,130 - She was only going to the drugstore. - What did they arrest her for? 1718 01:50:22,339 --> 01:50:24,174 - Shoplifting. - Cut the spot. 1719 01:50:24,383 --> 01:50:27,219 Do you think we can invite the minister for a drink afterwards? 1720 01:50:27,427 --> 01:50:31,056 - It's the star strip. - Cut it! 1721 01:50:32,808 --> 01:50:35,978 You know, Mama, we could hang the cow's head over the mantelpiece. 1722 01:50:36,186 --> 01:50:38,563 They'll yell murder if it's the same bags. 1723 01:50:38,772 --> 01:50:39,772 Mama? 1724 01:50:39,940 --> 01:50:43,068 - The star's the novelty. - Pastey, what do you expect me to do? 1725 01:50:43,277 --> 01:50:45,821 - Let you strip? - No. 1726 01:50:47,364 --> 01:50:48,448 My daughter can do it. 1727 01:50:48,657 --> 01:50:49,992 - What? - Rose Louise. 1728 01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:52,995 - Since when? - Since she's seen how little there is to it. 1729 01:50:53,203 --> 01:50:56,206 - She didn't look bad in them scenes. - She'll look great. 1730 01:50:56,415 --> 01:50:57,457 What's the gimmick? 1731 01:50:57,666 --> 01:51:00,460 She's young. And you got any better ideas? 1732 01:51:00,669 --> 01:51:03,130 - She'd better get ready now. - It's the star spot. 1733 01:51:03,338 --> 01:51:05,299 - That means star salary. - If we keep her. 1734 01:51:05,507 --> 01:51:07,592 You will. She's gonna be wonderful. 1735 01:51:07,801 --> 01:51:11,305 I knew something would turn up. Where's that dress for Tessie? 1736 01:51:11,513 --> 01:51:14,182 It'll work perfect for you. Well, get into your makeup. 1737 01:51:14,391 --> 01:51:16,435 There isn't much time. 1738 01:51:19,980 --> 01:51:23,108 Silly, you aren't really gonna strip. 1739 01:51:23,317 --> 01:51:26,987 All you're gonna do is walk around the stage in time to the music... 1740 01:51:27,195 --> 01:51:30,198 ...and drop a shoulder strap. You're a lady, like Herbie says. 1741 01:51:30,407 --> 01:51:34,369 You'll just parade so grand they'll think it's a favor if you show them your knee. 1742 01:51:34,578 --> 01:51:36,872 Louise, it's the star spot. 1743 01:51:37,080 --> 01:51:39,041 I promised my daughter we'd be a star. 1744 01:51:39,249 --> 01:51:42,669 Not like this. You can't do it, Rose. 1745 01:51:42,878 --> 01:51:45,839 Herbie, it's all right to walk out when they want you. 1746 01:51:46,048 --> 01:51:49,301 But we can't walk out when after all these years we're still a flop. 1747 01:51:49,509 --> 01:51:52,804 That's quitting. We can't quit because we're still a flop. 1748 01:51:53,013 --> 01:51:55,640 Do this, then we can walk away proud because we made it. 1749 01:51:55,849 --> 01:52:00,604 Maybe only in burlesque, second-rate burlesque at that, but please... 1750 01:52:01,438 --> 01:52:02,898 ...let's walk away a star. 1751 01:52:19,247 --> 01:52:21,291 Baby. 1752 01:52:24,252 --> 01:52:28,048 No time to finish that dress. I'll get everything ready. 1753 01:52:28,256 --> 01:52:32,010 Get this junk off this dress, the Tessie trim. 1754 01:52:32,677 --> 01:52:34,930 Herbie, see what the house is like. 1755 01:52:35,472 --> 01:52:38,850 Sure. Oh, sure, why not? 1756 01:52:39,893 --> 01:52:42,854 Didn't I always tell you you were born lucky, Louise? 1757 01:52:43,688 --> 01:52:46,274 Not too much makeup, baby. Young and girlish, pure. 1758 01:52:46,483 --> 01:52:49,569 Don't smear that junk all over your face the way the others do. 1759 01:52:49,778 --> 01:52:52,239 Now, you leave your mouth the way the Lord made it. 1760 01:52:52,447 --> 01:52:54,241 Not too much rouge. No beauty marks. 1761 01:52:54,449 --> 01:52:58,578 You'll be a lady, grand, elegant, with a classy, ladylike walk. 1762 01:52:58,787 --> 01:53:01,915 Ye gods, shoes! Oh, we can use the black ones. 1763 01:53:02,124 --> 01:53:03,917 The old ones we borrowed from Tessie. 1764 01:53:04,126 --> 01:53:07,587 Put them on, they'll have to do. If they're big, stuff them with paper. 1765 01:53:07,796 --> 01:53:10,924 Your hair's all wrong. You can't just let it hang like spaghetti. 1766 01:53:11,133 --> 01:53:14,553 Get it up, clear, get it up. Puff it out on top. It's gotta be classy. 1767 01:53:14,761 --> 01:53:17,389 Thank God the Lord gave us good color and you washed it. 1768 01:53:17,597 --> 01:53:19,891 Do you think we should use a couple of feathers? 1769 01:53:20,100 --> 01:53:22,269 No, no, no, that's what they all do. Jewelry. 1770 01:53:22,477 --> 01:53:25,105 No, no, let Tessie and the others wear all this vulgar junk. 1771 01:53:26,523 --> 01:53:27,607 - Come in. - She almost ready? 1772 01:53:27,816 --> 01:53:29,234 She goes on in seven minutes. 1773 01:53:29,443 --> 01:53:31,695 She'll be there. Come on. Louise, over here. 1774 01:53:31,903 --> 01:53:33,780 Get in the dress. Come here. Come on. 1775 01:53:33,989 --> 01:53:38,285 You're gonna be wonderful tonight. Just wonderful, darling. Go along, dear. 1776 01:53:38,493 --> 01:53:41,121 Say, here's your dress. Keep a lot of pins in your hair. 1777 01:53:41,329 --> 01:53:44,958 Get it tight so it won't fall down. Will you get out of here? 1778 01:53:45,167 --> 01:53:48,044 - Six and a half minutes. - I know, I know. 1779 01:53:49,045 --> 01:53:51,173 Say, whose are these? 1780 01:53:51,381 --> 01:53:54,968 Oh, my wedding present from Tessie. Good for a lady. She can wear them. 1781 01:53:55,177 --> 01:53:57,971 Now what else? Oh, music. Music. 1782 01:54:00,348 --> 01:54:04,102 Spanish. Military. Cow. 1783 01:54:06,897 --> 01:54:08,940 Maybe she can do "Let Me Entertain You." 1784 01:54:09,149 --> 01:54:11,818 Baby, you can do the "Let Me Entertain You" number. 1785 01:54:12,027 --> 01:54:14,696 I'll mark it for the conductor. You repeat two choruses. 1786 01:54:14,905 --> 01:54:17,491 No, two and a half. And sing out, Louise. 1787 01:54:17,699 --> 01:54:20,994 Just walk and clip. Remember, you're a lady. 1788 01:54:21,203 --> 01:54:23,705 Make them beg for more and then don't give it to them. 1789 01:54:23,914 --> 01:54:25,165 Anything else? Have I... 1790 01:54:25,540 --> 01:54:28,376 ...forgotten anything? Oh, is that you? How's the audience? 1791 01:54:28,585 --> 01:54:32,923 It don't matter. The car is outside and the girls are in it. 1792 01:54:33,340 --> 01:54:36,718 I'm just gonna put these bags in the car and then we're going. 1793 01:54:36,927 --> 01:54:39,888 You, Louise and me, we're gonna get married. 1794 01:54:40,096 --> 01:54:43,308 - This is our farewell to show business. - Herbie, don't talk dumb. 1795 01:54:43,517 --> 01:54:45,810 Louise plays two performances, we get dollars. 1796 01:54:46,019 --> 01:54:47,812 She'll always remember she was a star. 1797 01:54:48,021 --> 01:54:51,983 You want your daughter to take her clothes off in front of hooting savages? 1798 01:54:52,192 --> 01:54:54,694 You want her to be leered at, is that what you want? 1799 01:54:54,903 --> 01:54:58,365 On-stage there's an invisible wall between her and the audience. 1800 01:54:58,573 --> 01:54:59,741 She's an artist. 1801 01:54:59,950 --> 01:55:02,911 An artist has a way of keeping her audience away and smiling. 1802 01:55:03,119 --> 01:55:05,539 Now, listen, I'm getting sick to my stomach again. 1803 01:55:05,747 --> 01:55:08,041 Herbie, don't you see that I have to do this? 1804 01:55:08,250 --> 01:55:10,961 No, I don't see that you have to do this. 1805 01:55:11,628 --> 01:55:14,130 All I see is what I have to do. 1806 01:55:14,422 --> 01:55:16,216 - I'm leaving. - I apologize. 1807 01:55:16,424 --> 01:55:21,054 No, let me, for my resemblance to a mouse. No, a worm. 1808 01:55:21,263 --> 01:55:24,432 The way I crawled after you. Well, no more, Rose. No more, I won't. 1809 01:55:24,641 --> 01:55:27,519 I was gonna crawl away because my stomach started to turn... 1810 01:55:27,727 --> 01:55:30,188 ...at the idea of having to tell you we're finished. 1811 01:55:30,397 --> 01:55:32,357 - Tell me after. - We're never getting married. 1812 01:55:32,566 --> 01:55:35,819 - We certainly are. - No, no. No, never. 1813 01:55:36,027 --> 01:55:39,239 Not even if you got down on your knees and begged. 1814 01:55:40,490 --> 01:55:43,660 Now look, I-- I still love you, Rose... 1815 01:55:43,910 --> 01:55:47,080 ...but all the vows from here to doomsday couldn't make you a wife. 1816 01:55:47,289 --> 01:55:50,250 I want a wife, Rose. 1817 01:55:50,792 --> 01:55:53,336 - I'm gonna be a man if it kills me. - You're killing me. 1818 01:55:53,545 --> 01:55:54,671 No, nobody can kill you. 1819 01:55:54,921 --> 01:55:58,466 You think I got a bulletproof vest? You're jealous, that's what you are. 1820 01:55:58,633 --> 01:56:02,053 Jealous of my girls because they always came first. They always will. 1821 01:56:02,262 --> 01:56:03,638 Louise is gonna be a star. 1822 01:56:03,888 --> 01:56:06,099 She's gonna be a star if it kills you and her. 1823 01:56:06,308 --> 01:56:07,892 She's gonna be a star someplace. 1824 01:56:08,101 --> 01:56:10,729 Well, she's gonna be a star. Where are you gonna be? 1825 01:56:10,937 --> 01:56:13,064 Where are you gonna be when she gets married? 1826 01:56:16,151 --> 01:56:18,612 She won't get married for years. She's just a baby. 1827 01:56:18,820 --> 01:56:21,656 - Sure. Sure. - Well, her career will always come first. 1828 01:56:21,865 --> 01:56:24,993 That's right. That is right. 1829 01:56:25,201 --> 01:56:27,037 Herbie. 1830 01:56:28,330 --> 01:56:30,665 Why does everybody walk out? 1831 01:56:34,210 --> 01:56:36,296 Maybe Louise won't. 1832 01:56:36,671 --> 01:56:38,423 Don't leave, Herbie. 1833 01:56:39,341 --> 01:56:40,634 I need you. 1834 01:56:40,842 --> 01:56:42,469 What for? 1835 01:56:43,928 --> 01:56:45,764 A million things. 1836 01:56:49,309 --> 01:56:51,603 Just one would be better. 1837 01:56:54,356 --> 01:56:56,191 Goodbye, honey. 1838 01:57:05,033 --> 01:57:06,743 Be a good girl. 1839 01:57:09,746 --> 01:57:12,707 You go to the devil! 1840 01:57:14,376 --> 01:57:18,421 Come on, get her music to the conductor and stand by me for the light cues. 1841 01:57:18,630 --> 01:57:21,341 I just hope you know what you're doing. 1842 01:57:33,561 --> 01:57:35,146 ♪ Lucky ♪ 1843 01:57:36,022 --> 01:57:39,484 ♪ You're a man who likes children ♪ 1844 01:57:41,319 --> 01:57:44,698 ♪ That's an important sign ♪ 1845 01:57:47,242 --> 01:57:48,576 ♪ Lucky ♪ 1846 01:57:50,120 --> 01:57:53,206 ♪ I'm a woman with children ♪ 1847 01:58:02,424 --> 01:58:04,050 ♪ Funny ♪ 1848 01:58:09,931 --> 01:58:15,395 ♪ Small and funny ♪ 1849 01:58:44,174 --> 01:58:46,551 I'll get the music to the leader. 1850 01:58:48,428 --> 01:58:50,054 Remember. 1851 01:58:50,346 --> 01:58:56,060 You're a lady, and you are going to be a star. 1852 01:59:17,624 --> 01:59:19,292 Mama? 1853 01:59:21,753 --> 01:59:23,588 I'm pretty. 1854 01:59:25,006 --> 01:59:27,592 I'm a pretty girl, Mama. 1855 01:59:46,361 --> 01:59:48,488 Come on, come on. 1856 01:59:55,370 --> 01:59:57,705 You look beautiful. 1857 01:59:57,914 --> 02:00:00,667 - Just for luck, honey. - Are you nervous, baby? 1858 02:00:00,875 --> 02:00:03,002 - What? - I said, are you nervous? 1859 02:00:04,379 --> 02:00:06,256 No, Mother. 1860 02:00:08,550 --> 02:00:11,386 Wichita's one and only burlesque theater presents: 1861 02:00:11,678 --> 02:00:12,679 Mama. 1862 02:00:12,887 --> 02:00:14,848 Gypsy Rose Lee. 1863 02:00:15,056 --> 02:00:19,143 - Her name's Louise. - It ain't anymore. Go on, kid. 1864 02:00:42,709 --> 02:00:46,980 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1865 02:00:49,007 --> 02:00:51,843 ♪ Let me make you smile ♪ 1866 02:00:52,051 --> 02:00:54,587 Sing out, Louise, sing out. 1867 02:00:54,796 --> 02:00:57,372 ♪ Let me do a few tricks ♪ 1868 02:00:57,473 --> 02:01:00,493 ♪ Some old and then some new tricks ♪ 1869 02:01:00,702 --> 02:01:07,525 ♪ I'm very versatile ♪ 1870 02:01:07,775 --> 02:01:10,585 ♪ And if you're real good ♪ 1871 02:01:10,686 --> 02:01:13,740 ♪ I'll make you feel good ♪ 1872 02:01:13,948 --> 02:01:18,661 ♪ I want your spirits to climb ♪ 1873 02:01:18,870 --> 02:01:24,292 ♪ So let me entertain you ♪ 1874 02:01:25,627 --> 02:01:29,918 ♪ And we'll have a really good time ♪ 1875 02:01:30,119 --> 02:01:31,325 ♪ Yes, sir ♪ 1876 02:01:32,258 --> 02:01:35,087 ♪ We'll have ♪ 1877 02:01:36,488 --> 02:01:40,558 ♪ A real good time ♪ 1878 02:01:56,866 --> 02:01:59,452 Don't just walk, do something. 1879 02:01:59,661 --> 02:02:02,455 Dip. Just dip. 1880 02:02:08,044 --> 02:02:10,797 Take something off. 1881 02:02:22,809 --> 02:02:27,438 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1882 02:02:27,647 --> 02:02:29,924 A glove! Give them a glove! 1883 02:02:30,174 --> 02:02:32,735 ♪ And we'll have a real good time ♪ 1884 02:02:32,944 --> 02:02:34,696 ♪ Yes, sir ♪ 1885 02:02:35,238 --> 02:02:42,495 ♪ We'll have a real good time ♪ 1886 02:02:50,086 --> 02:02:52,213 The Alhambra Theater of Detroit... 1887 02:02:52,422 --> 02:02:55,008 ...is happy to present that lovely newcomer... 1888 02:02:55,216 --> 02:02:57,885 ...Miss Gypsy Rose Lee. 1889 02:03:43,848 --> 02:03:46,184 Philadelphia's Diamond Burlesque... 1890 02:03:46,392 --> 02:03:50,521 ...takes pleasure in presenting that lovely new star... 1891 02:03:50,730 --> 02:03:54,192 ...Miss Gypsy Rose Lee. 1892 02:04:11,667 --> 02:04:16,923 Hello, everybody, my name's Gypsy. What's yours? 1893 02:04:55,086 --> 02:04:59,632 Minsky's World-Famous Burlesque takes great pride and pleasure... 1894 02:04:59,841 --> 02:05:02,343 ...in presenting the queen of the striptease... 1895 02:05:02,552 --> 02:05:05,304 ...the incomparable Miss Gypsy Rose Lee... 1896 02:05:05,513 --> 02:05:08,766 ...in our salute to the new year. 1897 02:05:34,041 --> 02:05:35,543 ♪ Let me ♪ 1898 02:05:38,045 --> 02:05:39,589 ♪ Entertain you ♪ 1899 02:05:41,048 --> 02:05:42,675 ♪ Let me ♪ 1900 02:05:44,093 --> 02:05:46,804 ♪ Make you smile ♪ 1901 02:06:01,944 --> 02:06:03,696 ♪ Let me ♪ 1902 02:06:05,948 --> 02:06:08,075 ♪ Entertain you ♪ 1903 02:06:08,784 --> 02:06:12,371 ♪ We'll have a real good ♪ 1904 02:06:15,583 --> 02:06:18,461 ♪ And if you're real good ♪ 1905 02:06:18,662 --> 02:06:21,689 ♪ I'll make you feel good ♪ 1906 02:06:21,797 --> 02:06:27,553 ♪ I want your spirits to climb ♪ 1907 02:06:27,762 --> 02:06:33,434 ♪ Let me entertain you ♪ 1908 02:06:33,643 --> 02:06:38,004 And we'll have a real good time ♪ 1909 02:06:38,105 --> 02:06:39,558 Yes, sir 1910 02:06:40,441 --> 02:06:43,069 ♪ We'll have ♪ 1911 02:06:44,862 --> 02:06:52,119 ♪ A real good time ♪ 1912 02:07:32,660 --> 02:07:34,620 - Good evening, Mrs. Hovick. - Good evening. 1913 02:07:34,829 --> 02:07:37,206 - Glad to see you. - If you are, you're the only one. 1914 02:07:37,415 --> 02:07:39,208 Who put that sign up on the blackboard? 1915 02:07:39,417 --> 02:07:42,545 I do not know, madame. Oh, I think it was probably a pleasantry. 1916 02:07:42,753 --> 02:07:45,214 Well, I don't think it's a very pleasant pleasantry. 1917 02:07:46,173 --> 02:07:48,426 A cow? What's that for? 1918 02:07:48,634 --> 02:07:51,470 That's a souvenir to remind some people where they came from. 1919 02:07:51,679 --> 02:07:53,764 It wouldn't do any harm. 1920 02:08:04,817 --> 02:08:07,403 Renee, that comes down. 1921 02:08:07,653 --> 02:08:10,990 You need something to remind you your goal was to be a great actress... 1922 02:08:11,198 --> 02:08:12,491 ...not a cheap stripper. 1923 02:08:12,700 --> 02:08:15,745 My sister's the actress, Mother. And I'm not a cheap stripper. 1924 02:08:15,953 --> 02:08:17,830 I'm the highest paid in the business. 1925 02:08:18,039 --> 02:08:20,499 You won't be ready for vaudeville when it comes back. 1926 02:08:20,708 --> 02:08:22,376 No, I'll be dead. 1927 02:08:22,585 --> 02:08:24,670 Renee, would you take this tray out of here? 1928 02:08:24,879 --> 02:08:27,089 - I'll do it. - Mother, please. 1929 02:08:27,298 --> 02:08:29,675 And bring my press agent in as soon as he comes. 1930 02:08:33,262 --> 02:08:36,015 Since when do you fix your face before you have your bath? 1931 02:08:36,223 --> 02:08:38,142 A photographer is coming. 1932 02:08:38,351 --> 02:08:40,853 Where's he gonna photograph you, in the tub? 1933 02:08:41,062 --> 02:08:44,482 - Hm. Eventually. - Louise. 1934 02:08:45,024 --> 02:08:48,527 Mother, it's for a very chic fashion magazine. 1935 02:08:48,736 --> 02:08:52,239 Oh. Louise, you think I ought to freshen up? 1936 02:08:52,823 --> 02:08:54,784 Well, they only want me in the tub. 1937 02:08:57,286 --> 02:08:59,038 I'll get it. 1938 02:08:59,246 --> 02:09:00,956 Hello? 1939 02:09:03,417 --> 02:09:05,169 Hello. 1940 02:09:06,837 --> 02:09:08,714 No, it's... 1941 02:09:09,507 --> 02:09:11,092 ...difficult right now. 1942 02:09:11,300 --> 02:09:13,177 I'm not leaving. 1943 02:09:13,886 --> 02:09:15,846 Let's meet at the party. 1944 02:09:16,055 --> 02:09:17,348 Yes. 1945 02:09:17,556 --> 02:09:19,183 Yes, I promise. 1946 02:09:19,383 --> 02:09:20,583 À bientôt. 1947 02:09:21,685 --> 02:09:23,020 À bien-what? 1948 02:09:24,063 --> 02:09:26,140 I guess I am being a little much. 1949 02:09:26,690 --> 02:09:28,901 But, Mama, I love it. 1950 02:09:29,693 --> 02:09:31,347 Who's giving the party? 1951 02:09:31,548 --> 02:09:32,996 Some friends. 1952 02:09:33,364 --> 02:09:35,616 In the old clays, I used to be asked first. 1953 02:09:36,951 --> 02:09:39,328 I wouldn't go even if I did have something to wear. 1954 02:09:39,537 --> 02:09:43,999 I got more important things to do, like thinking up a new strip for us. 1955 02:09:44,250 --> 02:09:47,962 We're still stuck with that wind machine you bought to blow my clothes off. 1956 02:09:51,006 --> 02:09:55,052 Actually, I'm putting in a new number on Saturday. 1957 02:09:58,139 --> 02:10:01,684 - What is it? - You'll see. 1958 02:10:02,601 --> 02:10:04,437 I'll see. 1959 02:10:05,354 --> 02:10:07,773 Mama, let me surprise you. 1960 02:10:08,774 --> 02:10:12,153 You're just one big surprise after another these days, aren't you? 1961 02:10:12,361 --> 02:10:16,115 Well, we'd better go shopping tomorrow for the material for your dress. 1962 02:10:16,323 --> 02:10:19,368 Oh, I have a French lesson tomorrow. 1963 02:10:20,411 --> 02:10:23,998 Well, I'll go alone. You got any color in mind? 1964 02:10:24,999 --> 02:10:28,377 Mother, I've already started to make the dress. 1965 02:10:30,671 --> 02:10:36,093 - Well, uh, I'll run your bath for you. - Mama, you don't have to. 1966 02:10:36,302 --> 02:10:39,263 - That's what I have a maid for. - Let me do something, damn it. 1967 02:10:40,139 --> 02:10:41,932 What, Mother? 1968 02:10:42,141 --> 02:10:45,853 - A million things. I'm not a baby. - Neither am I. 1969 02:10:46,812 --> 02:10:48,939 Don't you take that tone with me, young lady. 1970 02:10:49,148 --> 02:10:51,150 - Your sister used to-- - I am not my sister. 1971 02:10:51,358 --> 02:10:53,652 - You're not Louise either. - And neither are you. 1972 02:10:53,861 --> 02:10:57,823 Oh, yes, I am, more than you, Miss Gypsy Rose Lee... 1973 02:10:58,032 --> 02:10:59,992 ...with your maids and your press agents... 1974 02:11:00,201 --> 02:11:02,495 ...and your fancy friends with their parties. 1975 02:11:02,703 --> 02:11:05,915 Your loudmouth mother isn't invited to those high-toned parties. 1976 02:11:06,123 --> 02:11:07,583 - They laugh at her. - They don't. 1977 02:11:07,833 --> 02:11:08,834 They do. 1978 02:11:09,043 --> 02:11:12,421 Don't think I don't know that's one reason you don't want me backstage. 1979 02:11:12,630 --> 02:11:15,841 So I won't hear them laugh. It's them you ought to keep out, not me. 1980 02:11:16,050 --> 02:11:18,135 Because they're laughing at you too... 1981 02:11:18,344 --> 02:11:20,638 ...the burlesque queen who speaks lousy French... 1982 02:11:20,846 --> 02:11:22,973 ...and reads book reviews like they was books. 1983 02:11:23,182 --> 02:11:25,643 - Turn it off, Mother. - You know what you are to them? 1984 02:11:25,851 --> 02:11:29,313 A circus freak, this year's novelty act. 1985 02:11:29,522 --> 02:11:32,650 - And when the bill is changed, you'll-- - I said, turn it off! 1986 02:11:32,858 --> 02:11:37,571 Nobody laughs at me, because I laugh first, at me. 1987 02:11:37,780 --> 02:11:40,950 Me, from Seattle. Me, with no education. 1988 02:11:41,158 --> 02:11:42,701 Me, with no talent... 1989 02:11:42,910 --> 02:11:45,037 ...as you've kept reminding me my whole life. 1990 02:11:45,246 --> 02:11:48,791 Well, Mama, look at me now. I'm a star. 1991 02:11:48,999 --> 02:11:51,794 Look. Look how I live. Look at my friends. 1992 02:11:52,002 --> 02:11:54,880 Look where I'm going. I'm not staying in burlesque. 1993 02:11:55,089 --> 02:11:59,885 I'm moving, maybe up, maybe down, but wherever it is, I'm enjoying it. 1994 02:12:00,094 --> 02:12:01,762 I'm having the time of my life... 1995 02:12:01,971 --> 02:12:05,849 ...because for the first time, it is my life, and I love it. 1996 02:12:06,058 --> 02:12:07,518 I love every second of it. 1997 02:12:07,726 --> 02:12:11,272 And I'll be damned if you're gonna take it away from me. 1998 02:12:11,480 --> 02:12:16,902 I am Gypsy Rose Lee, and I love her. 1999 02:12:17,111 --> 02:12:20,364 And if you don't, you can just clear out now. 2000 02:12:25,953 --> 02:12:28,372 Your press agent is here with the photographer. 2001 02:12:29,164 --> 02:12:32,585 All right, tell him I'll be ready in a minute. 2002 02:12:35,504 --> 02:12:38,632 Mama, we can't go shouting seven performances of this a week. 2003 02:12:38,882 --> 02:12:40,217 The whole family shouts. 2004 02:12:40,426 --> 02:12:43,429 Comes from our living so near the rail road tracks. 2005 02:12:43,804 --> 02:12:46,390 - I'm getting an ulcer. - You think I'm not? 2006 02:12:46,599 --> 02:12:48,058 Yes, I think you're not. 2007 02:12:48,267 --> 02:12:50,477 And if you want an ulcer, get one of your own... 2008 02:12:50,686 --> 02:12:52,146 ...because you can't have mine. 2009 02:12:52,396 --> 02:12:53,606 Let's forget it. 2010 02:12:53,814 --> 02:12:56,567 - No, let's finish it. - I should go feed Chowsie. 2011 02:12:56,775 --> 02:13:01,155 Mama, you fought your whole life. I wish you could just relax now. 2012 02:13:01,363 --> 02:13:04,950 - You need more mascara on your left eye. - Mama, you've got to let go of me. 2013 02:13:05,826 --> 02:13:07,036 Let go? 2014 02:13:08,370 --> 02:13:10,122 I'll give you anything you want. 2015 02:13:11,332 --> 02:13:16,295 - You need me. - A house, a farm, a school. 2016 02:13:16,503 --> 02:13:20,883 A dramatic school for kids. You were always great with kids. 2017 02:13:21,967 --> 02:13:23,427 I'm a pro. 2018 02:13:23,636 --> 02:13:26,263 I'm not an old workhorse you can turn out to pasture... 2019 02:13:26,472 --> 02:13:29,141 ...just because you think you're riding high on your own. 2020 02:13:32,478 --> 02:13:35,314 Mama, no kid does it all on his own. 2021 02:13:35,522 --> 02:13:38,108 But I'm not a kid anymore. 2022 02:13:38,692 --> 02:13:41,695 And from now on, even if I flop... 2023 02:13:41,904 --> 02:13:43,656 ...I flop on my own. 2024 02:13:48,035 --> 02:13:50,663 Hey, Gyps, what do you say? 2025 02:13:50,871 --> 02:13:52,665 "So long, Rose," that's what she says. 2026 02:13:52,873 --> 02:13:55,042 - "Don't slam the door as you leave." - Hi, Rose. 2027 02:13:55,250 --> 02:13:58,337 Baby, may I present Monsieur Bougeron-Cochon? 2028 02:14:02,841 --> 02:14:04,510 Let's make with the oiseau, kiddies. 2029 02:14:04,718 --> 02:14:07,721 One before you take the plunge, Gyps. Get ready, now. 2030 02:14:07,971 --> 02:14:11,809 All right, miss, but just one thing I wanna know. 2031 02:14:12,351 --> 02:14:14,687 All the pushing and working and finagling... 2032 02:14:14,895 --> 02:14:18,315 ...all the scrimping and the scheming and lying awake nights figuring: 2033 02:14:18,857 --> 02:14:20,984 "How do we get from one town to the next? 2034 02:14:21,193 --> 02:14:26,115 How do we all eat on a buck? How do I make an act out of nothing?" 2035 02:14:26,323 --> 02:14:29,576 What did I do it for? You said I fought all my life. 2036 02:14:29,785 --> 02:14:31,912 I fought all your life. 2037 02:14:32,121 --> 02:14:35,708 So now, tell me, what did I do it for? 2038 02:14:39,128 --> 02:14:42,256 I thought you did it for me, Mama. 2039 02:14:55,394 --> 02:15:00,524 Come on, smile, Gyps. Show us your talent. 2040 02:15:01,316 --> 02:15:03,193 That's it. 2041 02:15:18,500 --> 02:15:21,420 "I thought you did it for me, Mama." 2042 02:15:21,879 --> 02:15:26,216 "I thought you did it for me, Mama." 2043 02:15:28,343 --> 02:15:30,721 "I thought you made a no-talent ox into a star... 2044 02:15:30,929 --> 02:15:34,725 ...because you like doing things the hard way, Mama." 2045 02:15:35,768 --> 02:15:38,520 And you have no talent. 2046 02:15:39,062 --> 02:15:43,317 Not what I call talent, Miss Gypsy Rose Lee. 2047 02:15:43,567 --> 02:15:45,444 I made you. 2048 02:15:45,986 --> 02:15:47,780 I made you. 2049 02:15:48,489 --> 02:15:50,699 And you wanna know why? 2050 02:15:51,533 --> 02:15:54,286 You wanna know what I did it for? 2051 02:15:55,871 --> 02:15:59,958 Because I was born too soon and started too late, that's why. 2052 02:16:01,168 --> 02:16:03,212 With what I got in me... 2053 02:16:05,005 --> 02:16:08,091 ...I could've been better than any of you. 2054 02:16:09,218 --> 02:16:11,345 With what I got in me... 2055 02:16:12,346 --> 02:16:15,682 ...what I've been holding down inside of me... 2056 02:16:15,891 --> 02:16:18,435 ...if I ever let it go... 2057 02:16:19,394 --> 02:16:22,689 ...there wouldn't have been signs big enough. 2058 02:16:23,106 --> 02:16:25,192 There wouldn't have been lights bright enough. 2059 02:16:26,318 --> 02:16:29,029 "Here she is, boys. 2060 02:16:29,905 --> 02:16:32,699 Here she is, world. 2061 02:16:33,951 --> 02:16:36,662 Here's Rose." 2062 02:16:41,667 --> 02:16:43,126 ♪ Curtain up ♪ 2063 02:16:45,546 --> 02:16:47,214 ♪ Light the lights ♪ 2064 02:16:48,757 --> 02:16:50,592 ♪ Play it, boys ♪ 2065 02:16:53,637 --> 02:16:57,099 ♪ You either got it or you ain't ♪ 2066 02:16:57,641 --> 02:16:59,476 ♪ And, boys, I got it ♪ 2067 02:17:02,145 --> 02:17:03,313 ♪ You like it? ♪ 2068 02:17:05,691 --> 02:17:07,651 ♪ Well, I got it ♪ 2069 02:17:10,445 --> 02:17:14,283 ♪ Some people got it and make it pay ♪ 2070 02:17:14,491 --> 02:17:18,537 ♪ Some people can't even give it away ♪ 2071 02:17:18,745 --> 02:17:20,414 ♪ This people's got it ♪ 2072 02:17:20,622 --> 02:17:24,960 ♪ And this people's spreading it around ♪ 2073 02:17:26,336 --> 02:17:28,046 ♪ You either have it ♪ 2074 02:17:30,465 --> 02:17:32,342 ♪ Or you've had it ♪ 2075 02:17:35,095 --> 02:17:41,184 Hello, everybody, my name's Rose. What's yours? 2076 02:17:42,477 --> 02:17:46,273 How do you like them egg rolls, Mr. Goldstone? 2077 02:17:46,815 --> 02:17:51,069 ♪ Hold your hats and hallelujah Mama's gonna show it to you ♪ 2078 02:18:03,123 --> 02:18:06,585 ♪ Ready or not, shh Here comes Mama ♪ 2079 02:18:06,793 --> 02:18:09,421 ♪ Mama's talking loud Mama's doing fine ♪ 2080 02:18:09,630 --> 02:18:12,424 ♪ Mama's getting hot Mama's going strong ♪ 2081 02:18:12,633 --> 02:18:15,260 ♪ Mama's moving on Mama's all alone ♪ 2082 02:18:15,469 --> 02:18:18,138 ♪ Mama doesn't care Mama's letting loose ♪ 2083 02:18:18,347 --> 02:18:21,099 ♪ Mama's got the stuff Mama's letting go ♪ 2084 02:18:21,308 --> 02:18:23,477 ♪ Mama? Mama? 2085 02:18:23,727 --> 02:18:26,480 ♪ Mama's got the stuff Mama's gotta move ♪ 2086 02:18:26,730 --> 02:18:30,108 ♪ Mama's gotta go ♪ Mama? Mama? 2087 02:18:30,317 --> 02:18:32,110 ♪ Mama's gotta let go ♪ 2088 02:18:38,784 --> 02:18:40,118 ♪ Why did I do it? ♪ 2089 02:18:43,413 --> 02:18:45,123 ♪ What did it get me? ♪ 2090 02:18:47,000 --> 02:18:50,045 ♪ Scrapbooks full Of me in the background ♪ 2091 02:18:52,214 --> 02:18:54,925 ♪ Give them love And what does it get you? ♪ 2092 02:18:55,842 --> 02:18:56,969 ♪ What does it get you? ♪ 2093 02:18:57,177 --> 02:18:59,930 ♪ One quick look As each of them leaves you ♪ 2094 02:19:02,182 --> 02:19:04,434 ♪ All your life And what does it get you? ♪ 2095 02:19:04,643 --> 02:19:06,937 ♪ "Thanks a lot" And out with the garbage ♪ 2096 02:19:07,145 --> 02:19:09,940 ♪ They take bows And you're batting zero ♪ 2097 02:19:14,695 --> 02:19:18,573 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 2098 02:19:18,824 --> 02:19:24,037 ♪ I dreamed it for you, June ♪ 2099 02:19:24,246 --> 02:19:28,333 ♪ It wasn't for me, Herbie ♪ 2100 02:19:28,542 --> 02:19:31,253 ♪ And if it wasn't for me ♪ 2101 02:19:31,461 --> 02:19:37,801 ♪ Just where would you be Miss Gypsy Rose Lee? ♪ 2102 02:19:39,553 --> 02:19:41,888 ♪ Well, someone tell me When is it my turn? ♪ 2103 02:19:42,097 --> 02:19:44,182 ♪ Don't I get a dream for myself? ♪ 2104 02:19:44,391 --> 02:19:46,643 ♪ Starting now, it's gonna be my turn ♪ 2105 02:19:46,852 --> 02:19:48,854 ♪ Gangway, world Get off of my runway ♪ 2106 02:19:49,062 --> 02:19:54,067 ♪ Starting now, I bat a thousand This time, boys, I'm taking the bows ♪ 2107 02:19:54,317 --> 02:19:58,613 ♪ And everything's coming up Rose ♪ 2108 02:19:59,156 --> 02:20:03,035 ♪ Everything's coming up roses ♪ 2109 02:20:03,785 --> 02:20:10,208 ♪ Everything's coming up roses This time for me ♪ 2110 02:20:11,418 --> 02:20:12,711 ♪ For me ♪ 2111 02:20:14,421 --> 02:20:15,922 ♪ For me ♪ 2112 02:20:16,590 --> 02:20:20,927 ♪ For me, for me, for me ♪ 2113 02:20:21,136 --> 02:20:31,654 ♪ For me ♪ 2114 02:20:42,824 --> 02:20:46,953 Just trying out a few ideas I thought you might wanna use. 2115 02:20:47,954 --> 02:20:50,248 You'd really have been something, Mother. 2116 02:20:51,792 --> 02:20:52,918 Think so? 2117 02:20:53,126 --> 02:20:55,420 If you had had someone to push you, like I did. 2118 02:20:56,713 --> 02:21:00,967 If I could've been, I would've been. That's show business. 2119 02:21:02,469 --> 02:21:05,388 About that school for kids, like you said. 2120 02:21:05,597 --> 02:21:07,641 I could open one... 2121 02:21:09,392 --> 02:21:11,228 ...but kids grow up. 2122 02:21:11,436 --> 02:21:14,064 Anyway, I guess I did it for myself. 2123 02:21:15,023 --> 02:21:16,399 Why, Mother? 2124 02:21:18,777 --> 02:21:20,946 Just wanted to be noticed. 2125 02:21:21,988 --> 02:21:24,282 Like I wanted you to notice me. 2126 02:21:26,952 --> 02:21:29,121 I still do, Mama. 2127 02:21:33,583 --> 02:21:36,294 Oh, Louise. Louise. 2128 02:21:38,004 --> 02:21:39,965 Okay, Mama. 2129 02:21:40,966 --> 02:21:42,175 Okay, Rose. 2130 02:21:42,843 --> 02:21:46,763 Say, you look like you should speak French. 2131 02:21:46,972 --> 02:21:49,432 You're coming to that party with me. 2132 02:21:49,641 --> 02:21:51,935 - No. - Oh, come on. 2133 02:21:52,144 --> 02:21:53,603 Like this? No. 2134 02:21:53,812 --> 02:21:57,941 Here, you can wear my mink. I've got a stole in the car. 2135 02:21:59,568 --> 02:22:03,321 Well, only for an hour or two. 2136 02:22:04,489 --> 02:22:08,160 Say, this looks better on me than it does on you. 2137 02:22:08,368 --> 02:22:11,872 - Funny how we can wear the same size. - Especially in mink. 2138 02:22:12,080 --> 02:22:14,166 You know, I had a dream last night. 2139 02:22:14,374 --> 02:22:16,543 It was a big poster of a mother and daughter... 2140 02:22:16,751 --> 02:22:19,212 ...you know, like the cover of that ladies' magazine. 2141 02:22:19,421 --> 02:22:20,505 Yes, Mother. 2142 02:22:20,714 --> 02:22:24,176 Only it was you and me, wearing exactly the same gown. 2143 02:22:24,384 --> 02:22:28,680 It was an ad for Minsky, and the headline said: 2144 02:22:29,514 --> 02:22:33,310 "Madame Rose... 2145 02:22:35,228 --> 02:22:39,649 ...and her daughter Gypsy." 2146 02:22:41,526 --> 02:22:43,862 Oh, Mother. 2147 02:23:17,000 --> 02:23:18,500 -- English --